The flower god Jiangfu is a famous fisherman in heaven. Main business: playing games, reading gossip, and sitting on the sofa. Side job: Occasionally plant flowers (the green belt in the sky is bald).
Until the Emperor of Heaven ran away due to debt, his top-notch illegitimate child hugged her thigh and cried: "The devil wants to live broadcast to whip my immortal bones to pay off the debt!"
Jiang Fu (threw out three gray stones): "Here, take the soil and plant it!"
The Demon Realm Office likes to mention the "Chaos Compressed Package" - it explodes when exposed to water, and its proliferation rate is comparable to the interest on the Emperor of Heaven's IOU!
Manager Heifengsha (looking at the building buried alive by soil): "Ms. Zhou, your 'express delivery' has timed out, please come and pay the 'earthwork fee'..."
Jiang Fu (smiling elegantly): "Dear, I will give you a gift pack of 'Taiyin Bone Corrosion Poison' spores, which is specially designed to defeat evil spirits~"
I wanted to collect the money and run away, but the ancient demon god popped up on my phone: "Jiangfu! You're not dead?!"
The ex-boyfriend (now the courier of the devil world, Yuelao Tianchu) flashed to protect him: "Tsk, are you bullying my little flower?"
[Salted Fish Flower God × Poisonous Yue Lao, form a team to overthrow the debt collection office of the Three Realms! Xi soil farming flow + Tianting bankruptcy story, sand sculptures and swords fly together~]
Lightning protection: The heroine is a bit unambitious.
Conception:?