
Chasing Husband Crematorium, Take Care of It!
追夫火葬场,拿捏!
by Meng Huan (孟幻)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 282k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Stably updating, please collect it~] On the day the divorce agreement was signed, Bai Xueyi died. System: Divorce is suspended, husband-chasing crematorium is activated! The aloof beauty Bai Xueyi, who has only ever had experience of being chased:? The good news is that the system told him that as long as he plays a good scumbag in each world, collects enough "forgiveness points" from the physically and mentally abused protagonist, and successfully completes the task of chasing his husband, he can return to the real world. Bai Xueyi asked calmly: "What's the bad news?" System: "Ahem, we have carefully prepared a gift package of designated husband-chasing tools for you." Bai Xueyi after knowing what weird tools are used to chase husbands: #Who taught you to pursue your husband like this? # #This is not about chasing your husband, it's about losing your life# # Ex-husband, I'm sorry, please bear with me# [Tools: Essence] (Completed, welcome to taste~) #A semen canary who loves to slap her husband and then gets caught and spanked You are the perfect canary who is considerate and sensible. You have never said "no" to the protagonist. Everyone is sure that you have the deepest affection for him. Including the protagonist himself. But in fact everything is fake. You're just pretending to be clever, and you're acting to be affectionate. You're just waiting for the moment the agreement expires to run away. As a result, the truth that you used the protagonist Gong as Bai Yueguang's stand-in is unexpectedly exposed... Facing Tian Beng's start when he was caught running away, the system said: Start acting like a monster, and act towards death. Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't throw a check on the spot and tell me to get out? Bai Yueguang returns to China, and Shura Field comes online. Bai Xueyi gritted her teeth and acted domineering: "A real man must be generous. Are you so intolerant of him? If you want to do it, get out if you don't." The protagonist held back for a moment and lowered his arrogant head: "I will behave well, don't abandon me." Tools:□□ You took advantage of the fact that no one knew you abroad, so you had sex with a handsome mixed-race guy for a night, then dumped him the next day, and now the handsome guy has become your boss... System: Well, what if I become the boss's wife? Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't sue me for workplace harassment? Bai Xueyi lingered, wearing a bathrobe and knocking on the door of her boss's room: "I... I'm too hungry to sleep." The protagonist stared at him and chuckled: "Oh? Where are you hungry?" [Tool: Sticky] You have a nemesis. In order to avoid marriage, your mortal enemy forces you and him to pretend to be a couple in front of your parents. You pinched your nose reluctantly, finally looking forward to him going abroad for exchange, and then turned around and confessed to your crush on your senior. After your sworn enemy found out, he returned to China to settle the score with you, but he accidentally got into a car accident and lost his memory... System: You let people have green hair on their heads and even lost their memory in a car accident. You are so scumbag. Whatever you do, stick to him. Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't sue me for fraud then? Bai Xueyi came to the protagonist's hospital bed with a bouquet of red roses in her arms and burst into tears: "Have you forgotten me too, boyfriend?" The protagonist was silent for a moment: "Really? How to prove it?" Food guide: 1.1V1, there is only each other between attack and reception from beginning to end. 2. Atypical husband-chasing crematorium. On the surface, the man is chasing her husband, but in fact, the attack lasts less than three seconds. The next book is about relaxing cookies "I also got rich luck today!" , Please collect it~ Qiao Li is a tree spirit that makes money. It needs to be nourished by top-notch wealth, otherwise its roots will wither and its leaves will rot, and its life will be at risk. Fortunately, God was kind to him and allowed him to embrace the lap of top tycoon Fu Xuanting. I thought I could just sit back and take advantage of his wealth to collect gold coins, but suddenly an unscrupulous system appeared. No, tell me, what kind of mission is this? Sticky sticker? Hug? Even, sleep? ? ? If you can't finish it, you still have to pay back? Damn it, I don't want to do it anymore! Wait, the starting reward is one million? Well, that doesn't mean we can't work harder... Nourished by Fu Xuanting's top wealth, Qiao Li turned into a human form and unexpectedly became his exclusive secretary. What's even more surprising is that the gold coins explode even more fiercely: Touching your finger while handing the document, gold coins +100,0000. If the massage touches the hair, gold coins +200,0000. Coax you to sleep and hold your hands, gold coins +1,000,0000. I accidentally hugged him, and the gold coins immediately exploded! ! ! Qiao Li was lucky enough to find a way to get rich quickly, so he began to think of ways to "stick". Other subordinates: The boss is too difficult to deal with, and going to work is like going to the grave. Qiao Li: Are you looking for me again? And such a good thing! Seeing that the gold coins are accumulating more and more, he will become the richest man in the family. As a result, one day, the boss suddenly confessed his love to him. Qiao Li was stunned. No! The ancestral motto of the Money Tree family—— If you fall in love, you will lose gold coins and lose your wealth! Don't even talk about love dogs! Intention: Let's complete the subject of love together