Lin Xia, a contemporary college student who is a loser, wakes up and finds himself in a pile of corpses on the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms.
Bad news: The beginning of hell, a cannon fodder with no background and no power. He has super self-healing ability but doubles the pain. Even the golden finger is a torture artifact.
Good news: Liu Bei's camp was picked up by the Shu army and cannot be killed for the time being.
Lin Xia relied on her "salted fish temperament" to successfully sneak into the Shu army's logistics by disguising herself as a man. Specialties: [Showing shit], Hobby: [Fishing], Slogan: [Lie flat! Lie flat! , Goal: live until the end of your life.
However, in troubled times, it specializes in treating salted fish.
Wei Jun carefully carried powder into the military camp, and Lin Xia was caught to test the poison. After swallowing the powder, Lin Xia suffered a severe poisoning, convulsing on the spot, spinning and vomiting.
When everyone thought she was bound to die, Lin Xia stood up like a carp and said angrily: "Sir, it's arsenic, and the smell is... Quite strong."
"..." Everyone turned to stone.
After the special skills were discovered, Lin Xia's dream of lying down was completely shattered.
Zhang Fei drunkenly used her as a punching bag to practice martial arts, and Zhuge Liang focused on her "special physique" for experiments...
Liu Bei's youngest daughter hugged her thigh: Sister, you are auspicious, a great treasure from heaven!
Lin Xia was forced to open a business, carrying a knife during the day and pretending to be a tough guy, and working part-time as a counselor at night. During the Battle of Chibi, her grilled fish caused a fire, and Maicheng faked his own death to save General Xiaguan...
Many years later, Lin Xia was named the "General of the Salted Fish Kingdom". She put her forehead on her forehead and sighed: She promised to live with her life, but how could she become the founding father of the country?
Reading Guide: 1. Su Shuang's humorous article does not follow logic and should not be taken as historical fact.
2. Due to the influence of "Chu Shi Biao", the heroine will not be an emperor, but will only be a counselor and general.
Mission: As long as you live, everything is possible
