[After updating the article next door, I will update this one!
Xi Yutang, a college student who is clear, stupid and has a yellow heart, accidentally traveled to the world of Journey to the West, and his "rotten" (literally) heart was taken away by Taishang Laojun.
She only needs to re-journey to the west with three immortals who failed the psychological evaluation, and after successfully arriving at Lingshan Mountain, she can get a complete and healthy heart.
It's just that the three "problem gods" are Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian.
Xi Yutang chose to die here.
Are you kidding me, going to learn from the three famous rebels? She wouldn't dare to take the heads of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata.
Laojun stroked his beard to reassure her, then took out a corner of each of the three hearts to form a new heart and put it into her chest.
From then on, the three gods and Xi Yutang felt that she was in pain, and the three of them were in more pain than she was.
Xi Yutang's eyes lit up at this setting: Then I'll have fun with the little toys myself...
Sun Wukong:?
Nezha:?
Yang Jian:......
Taishang Laojun (wiping sweat): Girl, although your words are rough, your words are too rough.
Facts have proved that the empathy mechanism is indeed ridiculously easy to use.
Sun Wukong has a PTSD attack and wants to smash the mountain? She secretly pinched her heart, and the monkey immediately bared its teeth and squatted down;
Nezha's world-destroying personality exploded and he wanted to massacre the village? She squeezed her thigh so hard that the young god's legs went weak and he knelt down on the spot;
Yang Jian aloofly refused team activities? She bit her lower lip lightly, and the Three-Eyed Master frowned and touched his lips, reluctantly coming over.
Xi Yutang (satisfied): Ha, easy to handle~
Until one night, she had an indescribable dream.
When she woke up the next day, she found that the three gods looked at her differently.
On a full moon night, Sun Dasheng's tail wrapped around her ankles, and he lifted her chin with his fingertips: "What did you dream about? Old Sun, I didn't fall asleep all night."
In the lotus pond, the lotus boy covered her eyes with Hundian Ling and tied her limbs: "It turns out that my fever is because Tangtang was not good in the dream..."
In the grassy valley of Yunshan Mountain, the Three-Eyed Lord caressed her red lips: "Don't bite yourself, I will feel it..."
Xi Yutang (panicked): It's over!
Mine clearance warning:
1. It's probably just a light-hearted and silly road novel;
2. The male protagonists are both physically and mentally pure, and they will not be at the same time. All members will single-point the female protagonist, and the female protagonist will be 1v1 in stages depending on her mood;
3. Mixed with Journey to the West, Apotheosis of the Gods, and other mythological settings that come to mind, all the male protagonists are attracted to me;
4. The comment section has been opened, looking forward to your messages~
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance
