## Last place in the exam? It's okay, I'll cover you
>For the first monthly exam, Gu Yan was assigned to the last exam room.
>School scumbag Lin Xiaoman came over and said, "How are you doing in math? I'll protect you, I'm sure to get 40 points!"
>Gu Yan pushed up his glasses: "No, I'm just average."
>Lin Xiaoman slapped the table boldly: "You're welcome! The answer will be given to you later!"
>Halfway through the exam, the ball of paper accurately hit Gu Yan's test paper.
>Gu Yan pushed back silently, and Lin Xiaoman pushed back hard: "Why are you being cowardly!"
>The invigilator held the third "answer" and sneered: "Who wrote it?"
>In the teaching office, Lin Xiaoman was about to cry: "Teacher, I forced her to copy..."
>Gu Yan took off his glasses: "Teacher, I am number one in my grade."
>In front of the bulletin board, Lin Xiaoman poked Gu Yan with a blushing face: "Um... Can you return the pig-head note to me?"
>Gu Yan poked Lin Xiaoman's dimple: "You are cuter than a pig's head."
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