Genius cute baby Zhou Xiaojuan grew up watching his father's pornographic videos. He didn't know he had a father until he was three years old, until one day his father rejected an offer from an advertiser with excellent conditions.
Zhou Xiaojuan searched with his fingers, pointed at the CEO of the company and asked: Dad, why does this uncle look so similar to me?
Zhou Jianhuan knocked over the instant noodles with a trembling hand and said with a guilty conscience:... Baby, this is your biological other father.
Zhou Xiaojuan:? ? ?
Zhou Xiaojuan asked seriously: Dad, how did you deceive such a high-quality man back then? Does he want you to eat instant noodles and your clothes will be splashed, or does he want you to do the splits if you fall flat on the ground?
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Overlord Lu Renlai has stumbled twice in his life——
The first time was after a charity dinner three years ago, when a certain little bastard ran away after sleeping.
The second time was three years later, when he saw an idiot anchor on a live broadcast platform who choked on his drink and coughed. There was also a boy who looked exactly like him sitting in the corner of the camera.
Lu Renlai squinted at the screen: ... Zhou, Jian, Huan?
Lu Renlai booked a flight ticket without hesitation.
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In Zhou Xiaojuan's view, even if Dad is jokingly called a "living area mudslide" by the entire Internet, it can't hide his idiotic nature of cooking, frying the kitchen, and forgetting to take his keys when he goes out.
In Zhou Jianhuan's view, even if his son is a genius cub with an incredible IQ, it can't change his arrogance that he dislikes him every day but secretly tucks himself in in the middle of the night, relying heavily on his father.
Zhou Xiaojuan/Zhou Jianhuan: This family can't survive without me!
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Until one day Lu Ren came to the door: Zhou Jianhuan, please explain?
Zhou Zhan's joy was shattered, and Baozai kept retreating: This, this was given to me after Meituan Preferred went bankrupt!
Zhou Xiaojuan held his forehead: Dad, I am three years old, not three hours old.
Lu Renlai:...
Forget it, both father and son have to be under his control now.
*Reading guide:
The real Mary Sue genius cute baby, but also the real idiot dad
Purpose: Live well and feel the beauty of the world