[Xianmenshou with a strange brain circuit × I just want to be a salted fish demon attack]
Cheng Bujing read a bloody fanfic, in which the heartthrob Shou was raped by various men, tortured physically and mentally, and gave birth to one litter after another.
When he woke up, he traveled through time and became that miserable heartthrob, and was bound to a cheating strategy system that forced him to follow the plot.
Master touched his head lovingly.
System: "Great! The yandere master has taken a liking to you and will take you to the hot spring pool to fight for three days and three nights tomorrow."
So Cheng Bujing burned the hot spring pool overnight.
His fellow senior brother smiled at him.
System: "Great! You have successfully attracted the attention of paranoid senior brother, and he will soon develop Hehuan Powder for you to eat."
So Cheng Bujing took the senior brother's precious medicinal materials and fed them to the pigs overnight.
Demon Lord Yin Jiuming passed by and glared at him.
System: "Run! He cultivates the ruthless path, and you can't defeat him."
Cheng Bujing: Great! This is the only straight man, so he has to hug his thighs tightly!
From then on, Cheng Buying worked hard in the Immortal Sect, became famous in the Demon Clan, and became a strange flower in the world of immortality.
After accidentally bending the "only straight man", Cheng Bujing waited helplessly at the Shura Field, only to find that everyone was cheering and grateful to the Demon Lord for feeding the "demon" with his body.
Only then did he realize that except for him and the Demon Lord, everyone in this world was upright.
Cheng Bujing: No, no one told me this was the original work!
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Demon Lord Yin Jiuming is a bloodthirsty demon in the eyes of outsiders, but he just wants to be a salted fish and learn how to lie down gracefully.
One day, he was entangled with a little weirdo. The person was so cute that it broke his stone-like heart.
From then on, there was an additional stumbling block on the road to peace. Xiao Qi Pa urged him to work hard and dominate the world all day long.
Who can I like? Let me pamper you.
Later, Yin Jiuming had a problem. He didn't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that no one except himself coveted his body.
I don't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that men can't get pregnant.
Reading guide: Shuangjie is a sweet cookie, the young couple is locked with double arrows, and everyone else is assisting.
Intention: Refuse to lie down and work hard