
After Marrying a 71-Year-Old Man and Being Deceived
娶71岁老头为妻被诈骗以后
by Can You Open the Door for Me? (可以给我开门吗)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 41k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Lin Su, a demon descendant, four hundred years old, in poor health and mental condition, married, without a sword or a house, has a cat and a couple at home. Speaking of Lin Su's Taoist companion, he seemed a bit young, only seventy-one years old. Lin Su and he got married less than half a day after knowing each other, and they still couldn't divorce, so they could only live like this. Lin Su didn't know how to raise a creature like Taoist couple. After all, it was the first time for Lin Su and Taoist couple to experience marriage, so both of them were quite busy. Raising a Taoist companion may be the same as raising a cat, but Lin Su still feels that a cat is easier to raise than his Taoist companion. The Taoist couple talks little and is as scary as a ghost, but in fact he has a docile temperament and likes to hug cats and sleep alone in a corner. The Taoist couple likes to secretly stare at Lin Su in dark corners. Lin Su pretends to be busy as soon as Lin Su passes by. The Taoist couple is in poor health, blind, deaf, and always coughing, but the Taoist couple is good at fighting and always rushes to the front. Taoist companion can treat diseases, and every time Lin Su is injured, he will run over quickly. However, Taoist companion himself is often injured, and he will even die secretly in the dark like a mushroom rotting, and his death is messy and unsightly. Taoists also like to confess their feelings when they are about to die. Is this a strange habit? For example, when you are bitten to death by a sudden monster. "I love you." The half-hand in the monster's huge mouth said this. For example, when you fall from a flying boat and die. "I love you." The hedgehog who was pierced by a sharp blade said this. Another example is when you eat explosive symbols and blow yourself up to death. "I love you." That lump of minced meat may have said so. Fortunately, things can always be undone, and the Taoist companion will come back, return to his original clean self, and continue to stare at Lin Su as if nothing had happened. The Taoist companion is very good. He can save spiritual stones to raise cats and Lin Su. So even though things will always get worse, Lin Su can accept it. Well, the Taoist couple can be with Lin Su, the most invincible and handsome man in the world. Lin Su was right. It's just that when they are together normally, the Taoist couple never expresses their feelings, but just stares at each other silently. Although this day is quite strange, it can still be lived peacefully. One day, Lin Su finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the Taoist companion by the collar and asked: Sir, can't you confess your feelings honestly? Could it be that you have some strange hobbies? The Taoist monk said righteously: ... I don't like you. Lin Su: Then can you explain why you are standing in front of me again? Taoist Companion:... Lin Su: Please explain again, why are you holding me and crying again? Taoist Companion:... Lin Su smiled bitterly: "... If I don't block it for you, are you planning to die alone again, huh?" The Taoist monk lowered his head weakly, looked at Lin Su's pierced heart, and burst into tears. He said: "If that's the case..." "Then please don't give me love. I would rather you live in peace forever." * Small theater "Brother Lin, you said that you are an invincible and handsome man, and you want a pure and virtuous beauty to be your Taoist companion: gentle, good at cooking, and as good-looking as you. Could it be that I don't meet the conditions?" "But this is a fraud! A complete love and marriage fraud. You are a lousy old man who is over 7,000 years old. How could you lie to me that you are seventy-one years old?" "So, you still think I'm not mature enough? Ah! So sad..." "Actually... No matter how old I live, whether dead or alive, no matter where I am, no matter what you look like, I will love you and always love you, just like you love me... I love you." [XP product, sugar mixed with glass slag] [Dark male ghost (real or fake?) The leader attacks x Venomous tongue and narcissism (this is real) The savior suffers] [Sick, gentle big white cat [Psycho x stinky fart] [Family 1 is sick but not weak, Family 0 is arrogant but not coquettish] [1v1, he] [Since no one will read it, just write it blindly (unconscious)] Intent: Respect life, love life