When she opens her eyes, she transforms into a young showgirl waiting to be slaughtered in the royal kitchen.
The imperial concubine hid her sword in her smile: "I'll give you this bowl of tea. Drink it before you go to bed."
I stared at the poisonous tea and had an idea. I took out my private collection of pearl milk tea and said, "Your Majesty, this is the happy fairy water tribute from the Western Regions."
That night the emperor was so drunk that he said, "This black pearl is so chewy that it's very chewy. I'll make you the Pearl Noble!"
The imperial concubine tore up the handkerchief: "She actually mixed my poison?"
I presented the snail noodle hot pot with my backhand: "Your Majesty, this is the Jade Belt Exquisite Soup. It smells bad and tastes delicious."
The imperial concubine was so angry that she poured disfiguring medicine into the soup.
I opened the lid of the pot and smiled: "Madam, this is called self-heating hot pot - the explosive version you ordered, please sign for it."
Intention: Use hot human fireworks to stew the gloomy intrigues of the deep palace.