Lin Long stayed up late to finish his thesis and died suddenly, turning into cannon fodder for a book on cultivation.
System: "Your mission is to join the Immortal Lord's sect, surpass levels and fight monsters, and eventually become the number one person in the world of cultivation."
Lin Long: "Great, then I must have some hidden bloodline, or maybe a golden finger?"
System: "... No."
System: "You are just an ordinary sweeper."
Lin Long holding a broom: "..."
Why should the Immortal Lord accept me as his disciple? I know how to sweep the floor? Will I lie down?
I bit the bullet and submitted a 10,000-word apprenticeship essay. Unexpectedly, the immortal replied in two words:
That's right.
Lin Long picked up the silver-colored kitten he picked up from the Immortal Lord's palace and k! Ssed it wildly on the bed: "Haha, let me tell you, that Immortal Lord looks cold and cold, but he is actually a blind person who likes to hear rainbow farts."
Swish!
The always well-behaved kitten gave her two paws, raised her tail and jumped away.
Lin Long kept holding the cat and was stunned for a long time——
Why do you feel that the kitten is particularly fierce today?
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Immortal Lord Lingxiao has a secret.
Because of the magic spell, he will turn into a low-level cat demon every night. He has no magic power, can't speak, can only meow.
Fortunately, there is a miscellaneous cultivator who loves cats very much. Even if he has a bad temper, he is willing to raise him well.
He also subconsciously gave her more care.
Until one day, this bold disciple stared at him for a long time and said calmly:
"It's getting colder, it's time to sterilize Mimi."
Immortal Lord:? ? ?
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Lin Long likes the kittens he raises very much.
Even though it disappears during the day, it will still come back at night to call her Shunmao and listen to her complain about her own fairy.
Until one day when a demonic cultivator attacked and the Immortal Lord was protecting her, a pair of snow-white cat ears were exposed.
——Exactly the same as the silver gradient breasts she raised.
Lin Long's brain shut down, and he condensed thousands of words into one sentence:
"Haha, Immortal Lord, your cat ears seem to be exposed."
#My complaint about the tree hole turned out to be my boss and I can't live anymore#
#Sucking the cat to extend my life, the cat also got up and gave me two paws#
#, I was wrong, is it still too late to slide and kneel now#
[The salty fish type complains about the heroine x the cold type is afraid of being lonely, the immortal]
1v1 he Copywriting written on 2025.8.18
Purpose: communicate sincerely and reject prejudice.
