
Deceive Oneself and Ignore Superiority
欺身罔上
by Cheng Jiaoxiao (程狡黠)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 30k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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After Song Xingnian died suddenly and was bound by the unscrupulous system, he was involuntarily inserted into the Xianxia strategy system—— Mission: Take down all the male protagonists! Question: The strategy targets are all straight men! So does he! Song Xingnian: Thank you for the invitation! A person is in the fairy world and has just been teleported. It is impossible to conquer by strategy. It is better to play mahjong. Playing mahjong with fairies is the right way in the world! *^-^* Result—— Alert! Alarm! Player inactivity detected! The system will lock the player for forced plane transfer! With the world spinning, Song Xingnian fell onto a large carved bed. Not only did he hit his "boss" accurately, but he also abruptly smashed a certain witch's sexy "good thing"! The female devil came up and wanted to kill him. Song Xingnian shouted for help. At the critical moment, he was finally rescued by his superior—— Si Linan was ruthless and ruthless, killing the demon with a bloody knife. He turned his head and stared at Song Xingnian again, his eyes narrowed slightly, with a dangerous expression: "I'm fighting against the devil, why did you come in here? Are you worried that your life is too long?!" Song Xingnian's inner OS: It's none of my business! It's all the fault of the system! Superficial gibberish: I, I, I... I just... (A bunch of nonsense) Unexpectedly, Si Lin'an suddenly doubted his identity. With his sword unsheathed, Song Xingnian made a quick decision and immediately ran away with his head in his arms: "Immortal, please forgive me! Immortal, please forgive me!! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" In order to survive, Song Xingnian had to use his prediction card, "Immortal! There is a poison in your body! But I can save you!" Unexpectedly, the system told him that he needed the Tianxing Division Divine Orb to undo the poison, and he also needed to get Si Linan's favorability to 100%! Song Xingnian: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ What should I do if the words have been released? ! So Song Xingnian was forced to start business in tears: *In the beginning, the Savior of the Burning Soul appeared, but he was slapped away: "Get out! It's not your turn yet!" * In order to feed him the life-sustaining pills, Song Xingnian kissed Du Si Lin'an, then covered his face and said: "I really didn't kiss you on purpose, Immortal!" * He picked up the Xuanjian and hardened the living doll, and shot numerous heads: "Broken doll! Try touching my immortal leader!" * Breaking into the nightmare broke his obsession, but his sanity was affected, and he stabbed Si Linan with his backhand: "I'm sorry, Immortal! I should have stabbed the vital part! (T_T)" —— I never thought that Si Linan would protect him even when he was seriously injured and on the verge of death: Who allowed you to come back? ! Don't want to die? ! Song Xingnian casually said a harsh word, which actually made him furious, "... No name and no status? I have raised you for three hundred years, and you say you have no name and no status?!" (╬◣д◢) All the immortals were shocked: How could that little handyman in the Yunjiu Department, who was unable to cultivate immortal energy, make the chief secretary so unsteady in his Taoist mind? And turned the Tianxing Division upside down? ! ——A true account of how a straight man survives in a world of "all straight men" by relying on the "self-destruction strategy" and becomes the favorite of a fairy... Intention: Break the shackles of the heart and explore the original knowledge