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At the end of the previous dynasty, Major General Lu Yu once teased a beauty among the rebels in public in front of the two armies. Unexpectedly, the imperial city was breached and he was forced to fake his death and escape.
Seven years later, Lu Zan, who had changed his name, unexpectedly returned to the battlefield and accidentally exchanged senses with people. For this reason, he had to return to the capital.
At that time, the little beauty He Lanyu whom he had teased was already the powerful regent. On the day when his master returned to the court, Lu Zan looked at the noble and cool beauty beside the dragon chair and wished he could lower his head to the floor.
In order to save his life, he wanted to resign and return to his hometown, but was rejected.
In anger, he confessed to He Lanyu in public, but was rejected, and the madman became more and more arrogant.
Until one day, Lu Zan unexpectedly read a private love triangle book [Lu Yu & Lu Zan x He Lanyu] in the imperial study room, and He Lanyu became furious.
So he struck while the iron was hot and drew a portrait of He Lanyu on the spot, accompanied it with an erotic poem, and even mentioned his name arrogantly.
He Lanyu said angrily: If you write such obscene things again, I will drive you out of the capital!
Lu Zan: Is there such a good thing?
Lu Zan diligently harassed He Lanyu while waiting for an opportunity to fake his death and escape.
At the same time, the person with whom his senses were exchanged kept acting like a monster.
Bathing three times a day, with provocative fingers running all over his body, Lu Zan could only endure it silently.
But after taking a bath, he had to apply jade cream all over his body for maintenance. After wiping his waist and wiping his chest, and wiping his left leg and right leg, Lu Zan couldn't stand it anymore. He wrote on his leg to resist, but the man became even more arrogant.
Finally, he waited for an opportunity and went out to Beijing to deliver food. He thought he could fake death and escape, but unexpectedly discovered the true identity of the person who had switched senses with him.
The sky finally fell.
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He Lanyu unexpectedly interacted with people's senses.
The man was seriously injured, but he suddenly fell ill and was paralyzed in bed with severe pain all over his body.
The man was scraping the bones to heal his wounds. He was sitting in the imperial study, but he felt someone cutting open his flesh with a knife.
The man had a pollen allergy, and his whole body was scratched. He was touched all over his body when he was applying medicine, and they even praised him for doing a good job.
The man was hit by Qingshao, and he was so angry that he wished he could go there and help him solve it in person...
He swore that sooner or later he would kill this monster to take revenge.
Until a certain banquet, Lu Zan accidentally spilled hot wine on himself.
He Lanyu, who was sitting in the front seat, suddenly felt a little warm, and his eyes finally locked onto that person. Found you.
Not only that, this damn lunatic and the deceitful disciple who teased him on the battlefield in the last years of the previous dynasty were actually the same person.
And he actually wanted to flirt with this madman and run away? ?
Dream!
Food guide:
1. The settings are: attack and reception are interchanged, taste and smell are interchanged only when they are extremely strong, and all senses are interchanged when they touch the opponent's skin.
2. Schrödinger's touch. Everyone is busy with their own things and it is impossible to pay attention to each other's movements all the time, so daily touch is ignored.
3. The perspective is mainly for receiving, but due to the interchange of senses, there are many perspectives for attacking.
4. Brainless daily sweet articles, a few plot lines, and childish plots.
5. The final interpretation right of this article belongs to the author
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This is the story of a soft-hearted straight man who was eaten bit by bit by a little white rabbit pretending to be good.
Before his death, his best friend entrusted his cousin, the Sixth Prince, to Xue Yan.
However, before Xue Yan had time to return to the capital, he heard that the sixth prince Zhao Zhen failed to seize the throne and was imprisoned in the palace forever.
He thought hard for several days and finally came up with a trick.
On the day when the master returned to the court, Linzi Marquis Xue Yan exchanged the military exploits of capturing the Nine Cities for a marriage certificate to the sixth prince.
On the night of the wedding, Xue Yan opened his hijab and saw Zhao Zhen's sickly and pale face. He said excitedly: "Hi, do you remember me? I am your cousin's friend. I hugged you when you were a child."
At that time, Zhao Zhen was blind, his legs were disabled, his bones were seriously ill, and he was rejected by thousands of people. He originally thought that he could only drag this miserable life of being blind and lame to a miserable life. Unexpectedly, there is still one person in the world who treats him sincerely.
On the wedding night, the man's fingertips brushed the red silk covering his eyes, and his voice was suppressed and distressed, "How could they treat you so harshly?"
Zhao Zhen was stunned for a moment, and all the thorns on his body softened.
For the entrustment of his best friend, Xue Yan pampered Zhao Zhen as if he were his own brother, growing him from a sickly, weak and withered grass into a noble and delicate flower.
Zhao Zhen was blind and disabled, and Xue Yan spent a lot of money to find famous doctors.
Zhao Zhen was timid and afraid of the dark, so Xue Yan slept with him every night with his arm on his pillow.
Zhao Zhen plotted a rebellion to seize his legitimate son, and Xue Yan helped win over the courtiers.
Zhao Zhen lacked love in his childhood, and Xue Yan vowed to take care of him "for the rest of his life" to give him a sense of security.
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Zhao Zhen became more and more clingy, and Xue Yan was very happy. They were becoming more and more like brothers.
Until someone blocked him in the ancestral hall and gave him a kiss.
Xue Yan was stunned: Stop making trouble! Am I your brother? !
Until he wakes up every day with inexplicable red marks on his body, getting worse every time...
Xue Yan didn't take it seriously: Mosquito bite? !
Looking at the innocent little white flower, Xue Yan turned around and asked someone to kill the mosquito: Well, it must have been a mosquito bite.
One day he picked up a younger brother. In the middle of the night, the bead curtain shook, and a figure climbed onto his bed, kissing and biting his neck...
Xue Yan, who was pretending to sleep, was stiff and did not dare to move: This is wrong! Brother, is your brother gay?
Xue Yan gradually realized that something was wrong, and Zhao Zhen's thoughts became clear. Xiao Baihua was actually a vixen in skin.
Before he even said his words of rejection, the man took a few steps and knelt down in front of him, his charming face imploring, "Brother, please love me."
Xue Yan was temporarily soft-hearted and confused.
After a night, Xue Yan's back and legs were sore from being served.
In the countless days and nights that followed, he couldn't figure out why his well-raised brother turned into a broken sleeve? I can't even figure out how I got bent?
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Everyone in the capital knew that Linzi Marquis Xue Yan was madly in love with the sixth prince Zhao Zhen. Even though he used his military skills to marry her, he was still interested in the goddess and was ruthless.
By the time Zhao Zhen ascended the throne, Xue Yan also completely disappeared from the capital. Everyone felt that Xue Yan's grave was already covered with grass.
However, a few months later, it was discovered that Xue Yan, who had disappeared for a long time, reappeared in public view holding her child.
And the young, ruthless, ruthless young emperor threw himself into Xue Yan's arms as if no one else was watching, and behaved like a coquettish person: "Brother, can you move to the palace?"
Only Zhao Zhen knew that he was the King of Xiang, and it was him who always got what he asked for.
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Small theater:
Xue Yan has gained weight recently. After the doctor checked his pulse, his expression was particularly solemn.
Xue Yan trembled: Is it a terminal illness?
Doctor: No, I am a little desperate. Why is it a happy pulse?
Xue Yan:? ? ? No one said that men can have children in this world.
Intention: There is a beautiful woman, I think about it like crazy