Mistaking Orcs for Cute Pets [Live Broadcast]
误把兽人当萌宠[直播]
by Cute Dream Dumplings (萌梦团子)
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The serialized article "The Top Kitten Survives in the Wilderness" became a hit! The copy is below, please collect it~ Copywriting of this article: The fighting elves who accidentally fell into the rift of time and space are forced by the laws of another world and need to complete the daily tasks of the "furry breeding system" in order to survive. "!!!" Plush Controller Alina: Aren't you asking me to eat and take it as well? Just when she was gearing up for a big fight, she discovered that furry was a rare breed in this world (dense fog)! Except for the "zookeeper" job that she was forced to miss, she had no chance to come into contact with furries at all! Suddenly, Alina's wolf-like eyes fell on the furry body of the "Zoo"'s only six. I don't know what the animals here eat to grow up. The average height is nearly two meters. This made her, who had the magic spring sealed by the law and suddenly lost her force value, unable to help but respond with full enthusiasm to the only kitten in it! "Hey, little cutie, I'm coming!" * The Orc Empire has been suffering from mental riot disorder for a long time, and accidentally discovered that the weak flower elf tribe can cure the riot disorder through combination. In an instant, the policy of marriage between the two races came into being. After various inspections by senior management, they decided to test the waters through live broadcast first. As the marshal of the empire, Chu Yanbing, a snow leopard orc who was still in the late stages of the mental riot, was the first to bear the brunt and became one of the guests. Unfortunately, on the day the live broadcast started, they encountered an unexpected Waterloo - the weak healing flower elves simply couldn't stay in an environment full of rioting spiritual power! Just when everyone was anxious and worried, Alina, whose appearance was particularly similar to the humanoid form of the flower elf, appeared. She didn't feel the rioting spirit at all, she was just like a fish in water, and the first time she met the kitten, she had a long, soft and fluffy tail! The audience who watched Alina vomiting blood to get close to the marshal said: "!" "..." Is this a realistic portrayal of being physically disabled and strong-willed/love at first sight? ! Too strong! Before the day was over, the audience who thought Alina fell in love with Chu Yanbing at first sight were instantly slapped in the face by her. No matter what others think, Alina, who treats this place like a points cafeteria, not only learns new world languages every day, but also "falls in love" with her work partners. The only trouble is - I didn't expect that the smallest cutie has the strongest possessiveness among all furries! Just when she was struggling with boredom, something to relieve her boredom appeared inadvertently. Although she didn't know where these big black bugs came from, it looked like they were not good things. The companion weapon she had hidden for a long time was already ready to be used. Seeing the frail Alina being snatched away by the sudden attack of flying Zerg, the audience in the live broadcast room who were frightened or burst into tears frantically posted barrages asking the Marshal General and others to rescue her, who was hanging by a thread, but they did not expect to see such a scene. In the dark sky, three meteor-like flames shot through the sky. The white-gold bow refracted dazzling light in the sunlight. The flaming arrows annihilated all the Zerg in sight with a force that broke through everything, leaving only a piece of black ashes. …… …………Weak…… Is this... A miracle? Ahhhhhh! Note: 1vs1, double first love. Screenshot of copywriting 2025.06.09 ———————— Serial copy: Powerful cat vs. "Gentle" top class Cat orc Luo Xiaoxiao has gone through the book! Good news: She became a top-notch kitten and lived the life of a rice bug she had dreamed of. Bad news! The top one is the "white" moonlight of the heroine who collapses the house - abusing cats... Sleeping with powder, taking drugs, all five poisons! Entering the wilderness survival scene-Luo Xiaoxiao: Run away at the end of this period! [Firm grip jpg.] Poor person: Really? * "Cats and dogs rush forward!" As an innovative variety show in which celebrities take their pets into the wilderness to survive, the predicted scenes are divided into three levels: 1. Pets take their owners with them 2. Pets tire their owners to death 3. Begging with the master and pet Facts have proved that in the celebrity + real pet mode, the latter two types often appear, to be precise, they are the second type. "Wangzi!" The beautiful girl with a gorgeous face looked at the dust floating in the air and the grilled fish falling in the ashes with a collapsed expression. The cute husky looked innocent: What do you want me to do? "Ruanruan, what are you doing... What are you doing!?" Oh my God! Where is my oxygen tank? A cold and sassy lady watched helplessly as her beautiful lop-eared rabbit fell into the mire, and its snow-white hair was dyed gray-black. "Meow~" Brother, look! I will lay down the empire for you! Xiao Sanhua looked proud. A fat rabbit, two gray-white pigeons, and three fat fish! Everyone shouted: Why are the kittens from top families so capable! * The operation to rescue Bai Yueguang went smoothly. The only thing that didn't go well was that if she didn't leave, she would leave her heart with him! "Meow~" Looking at her furry self, Luo Xiaoxiao knew clearly in her heart: This first love across time and space was destined to end in vain. But, what is the love in his eyes talking about? ? Are you stupid while filming? Or is it true that Taohua feels affection for the "dog" right before her eyes? Or the world's greatest illusion? Yan Huaisheng (rebirth black version): None~ PS. The heroine will change into a human form later on. Concept: Your world limits your imagination.