Quickly pass! I have something big going on! ! !
Li Zhitong: "?"
I had no choice but to blink my eyes and tap my fingers in agreement: [What's the matter?
The other party replies with a link in seconds.
Li Zhitong: [?
Help me quickly!
……
Li Zhitong sneered, and the words he typed were emotionless.
Are you sick?
[If you want me to chop you to death, you can just say so.
Opposite: [……]
N years later.
"Do you believe there is no need to queue for divorce today?" Li Zhitong gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeves.
"Today is Children's Day, divorce is a waste." Fang Jinshi rolled his eyes disdainfully.
"Okay, can you leave?"
"Just leave! Who is afraid of whom?"
"Then you should get up!"
"I don't! I just love kneeling on the keyboard! You care about me!"
"You still can't leave!"
"Tomorrow, my legs are numb."
"... Fang Jinshi, I'll fuck you!"
"Go ahead."
"……*&$%**&#%$@&#*&%#$%&***#@%"
A pair of purely confrontational couples engage in top-notch attractions. In the early stage, they are revolutionaries (deaths) and friends (we) live together, and in the later stages, they are sweet (oil), honey (sweet), and fire (honey). They dislike each other at first, and then whoever takes it seriously will lose. In the end, we all lost :)
Okay, lose-lose is considered win-win (bushi)
Intention: If you take it seriously, you will lose, even if you lose, it's okay.