Yu Shanqing discovered that since he settled on this mountain, some strange things always happened. The water in the tank always had a fragrance, and either there was a chicken or a duck missing. He fell asleep before seven o'clock every night, until one day...
As soon as the door opens, the table is full of delicacies and delicacies.
Yu Shanqing: "I'm going, this... This... This... Is the wrong way?"
At this time, the long-haired beauty lying on the bed opened her eyes, got up and walked over
Yu Shanqing was shocked: How could there be such a beautiful woman? Could it be that what those Chai Fu said was true? Is there a goddess living in this mountain? Hahahaha, it seems that the goddess also realized that I, Yu Shanqing, am different from ordinary people and came to my house today.
The beauty got closer and closer, and a scent like the fragrance of gardenia lingered on the tip of Yu Shanqing's nose. It felt a little familiar, but how could the beauty think so much in front of her?
Yu Shanqing hurriedly bowed down and said: "I'm Yu Shanqing, I wonder what's going on when the girl comes to my humble residence today and holds this banquet?"
"Huh, girl? Sure enough, the people here are not only lustful people, but they also speak in a formal and verbose way." The beauty opened her mouth, but it was not soft and continuous, but had the low and cold arrogance of a man.
Yu Shanqing was startled: "You are not a goddess? Then who are you? What do you want to do? Also, let me peel off your skin. You are a grown man and you pretend to be a woman. You have no shame!"
Snap! A slap hit Yu Shanqing's head.
After a long time, in a certain palace
Beauty: "You've been learning this technique for three months, why don't you know it yet? You're so stupid."
Yu Shanqing: "Huh! If you don't give me that slap, I can learn it with just three eyes! Go away! Hand! Take it away."
Beauty: "Madam, I was wrong..."
Yu Shanqing: "Don't call me ma'am, I've scolded you eight hundred times, and you still say, I'm going to retreat!!!"
Intention: No matter how difficult it is, as long as I repeat my lover's name, I will have new courage to face it.