Muyu accidentally got into a car accident and transformed into a panda fox demon in a fantasy novel, becoming a villain who can kill a rookie male protagonist with no money or strength with just a snap of his fingers.
How to live?
Muyu: It's simple, hug the hero's thigh tightly and act like a bastard to win!
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1. What should the villain do if he wants to unite with the hero?
Muyu: So cute! Turn into a fox and wag your tail, blind him with two big eyes, and let him take you home! (The male protagonist doesn't have a high IQ, so when he hugs his thigh, he's holding a pinch with both hands)
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2. I seriously suspect that the system is operating behind the scenes to cause trouble. Every time I am unlucky and get injured, I will die. What should I do?
Muyu: Establish a solid foundation of brotherhood with the male protagonist! Let him be willing to be my protective umbrella! (Fake fun with him! Hahaha)
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Muyu knew that he had become a good brother who could not be separated from the male protagonist in his life, but it turned out to be Tiangang!
One day, the eighth wonder of the world happened. The ignorant and clueless male protagonist suddenly got the idea and kissed him forcefully! ?
Muyu: He must be unconscious and thinks he is his ex-girlfriend. It's okay. What happened to the kiss between two grown men?
The second time, the male protagonist pretended to be stupid and secretly kissed Mu Yu again in a deserted place! I can still touch Sosou with my hands!
Muyu: Don't panic, it's just two men kissing each other twice. It's just a fight, a trivial matter.
The third time, the male protagonist viciously pressed him down on the bed, completely ignoring him and just raped him!
Muyu: That's right... Wait... Something's wrong! Is this still the ignorant and ignorant male protagonist I know? Brothers can't have sex with each other, right? !
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Male protagonist Shen Zhou: I dreamed that you kissed me, you have to be responsible for me. (Small eyes blink/glaze)
Muyu: What's wrong with this man? (Question mark question mark question mark/confused)
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Small theater:
*A word to wake up the dreamer:
God assists: You two have a problem.
Shen Zhou: We are just good brothers.
God assists: Do good brothers kiss, go to bed, and protect you at all times? Then lend me the little fox to play with for two days.
Shen Zhou: I won't borrow it, it's mine. (It seems... I really like him)
*The last struggle before breaking the bend:
God assists: You two are not normal.
Muyu: I'm straight.
God assists: Are you still tough on women? If I were Shen Zhou, I would fuck you eight hundred times a day.
Muyu: Damn it, it's not mud...! (Question yourself)
*Suffocation punctured by window paper:
Shen Zhou was drunk, so he pressed Mu Yu on the bed and kissed her.
Muyu was so frightened that he turned into a panda fox.
Shen Zhou: Change back and let me kiss you more.
Muyu: If you see clearly who I am, do you know that you are kissing a fox?
Shen Zhou: Then will you give birth to a little fox for me?
Muyu: You are crazy! (OS: System!!! This male protagonist is crazy!!! Escort!)
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Finally:
A panda fox was rolling around on the ground, and the image of it lying in embarrassment under Shen Zhou flashed through his mind repeatedly: What a tragedy! I'm not straight anymore! ! !
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Reading guide:
●Pretend to be stupid and paranoid·Gong (Shen Zhou)×Create a troublemaker out of thin air·Shou (Muyu)
●Panda fox is a species of fox (●ω●)
●Two-way, slow-burn type, with lots of plots and emotions! (My writing is not good, I am working hard to improve)
Intention: Face your heart squarely
