When I Rear-Ended a Rolls-Royce

Today's hot post on a social APP 1: "When I woke up, the sky was falling, and my secondary personality secretly owed a debt of 10 million [sluggish] behind my back." What happened is this, the main package has a dual personality due to some previous experiences, but the sub-personality has always been honest and has never caused any trouble. Until today, a strange man joined him and said that the main package owed him 10 million [the sky is falling] He also has a video to prove that the person in the video is indeed the boss, but the boss has no memory [black line] The other party asked me to compensate for the car repair costs, lost work time, and mental losses totaling 10 million [sluggish] How could he be so handsome and have such a bad heart [sluggish]. "? I seem to suddenly not be able to understand Chinese." "What should parents do if they call me names like this?" "Next time you play Dare, let your friends read this paragraph." "That's great. My sub-personality is secretly doing 0 [crying] outside behind my back." "The comment section is so abstract" Today's hot post 2 on a social APP: "Help, how should I persuade my boss?" The thing is like this. Not long ago, the boss's luxury car was hit by a big motorcycle. At that time, the other party was in a hurry and only left his contact information. Today, the other party asked for compensation, but the other party lied and said that the person in the video was her twin sister [dull]. A normal person would not believe this kind of nonsense. But our boss really has a younger brother who looks very similar to him. He is often mistaken for it. [Dull] He won't believe it, right? "Then I suggest you kill the boss and take over yourself." "Your boss now has two options. 1. Call the police and ask for compensation. 2. Buy a plane ticket to Rome Leonardo da Vinci Airport, take the subway and get off at Attaviano San Pietro station, follow the flow of people to St. Peter's Square, then queue for an hour to enter St. Peter's Basilica, find the statue of the Virgin Mary, knock the Virgin Mary off with a hammer, and sit on it yourself." "…This comment section is more abstract." "Wait a minute, are these two posts about the same thing? Who knows the sense of redemption that comes from seeing these two posts at the same time [pictures]" Evil yellow hair x cool handsome guy #werwerwerwerwerwer #Sorry my girlfriend is too loud # Speaking of big(. #…… Intention: Be brave to love