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——Copywriting of this article——
[Strength value max salty fish straight man attack x talkative straight man x looks cold but is actually straight and does not talk to others]
This article is also called "After straight men bend themselves, they bend their partners again"
In case, the Demon Management Bureau is the number one bull, number one salted fish, number one money addict, and number one non-chief.
I want to lie down every day, and I am haunted by fairies every day.
The vengeful magpie fights with people in the street, the talkative pearl bird makes happy chats with his autistic classmates, the hair growth effect is so good that he is reported to be operating without a license, the green snake breaks into the entertainment industry and transforms on the spot...
When I returned home as tired as a dried fish, I found that the money tree at home was missing.
What if: What about me?
When I looked back, there was a strange man.
When I went to check in with the freshly baked goblins, my colleagues from the south were shocked: "How can this be a money tree? Isn't this a green belt?"
If you take a breath of cold air, almost faint, your dream of getting rich is gone.
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Qian Jiayun is a money tree that Wan Yi has been raising for ten years. By the way, he has just been deprived of the title of "money tree".
In order not to be kicked out of the house, he forced Wan Yi to buy lottery tickets and won 1 million.
Since he couldn't get a ticket to go home during the Chinese New Year, he clicked on a blind box, double, business class.
I went out to take out the garbage and picked up a red note, two steel jumpers, three and a bottle cap.
If you find yourself walking with Qian Jiayun, you don't need to hold an umbrella to block bird poop. You'll have a safe journey.
***
The money tree is good everywhere, handsome and full of luck.
It's a pity that he has a mouth.
"I'm too big to get in."
"Am I the outsider you raised?"
"Don't play with your phone, play with me."
After finally learning a normal language system, I crawled into bed at night and said:
"I want to breed with you."
... Can you still talk properly? !
If Face Covering collapses, who can control it?
"Why is your face red? Do you have a fever? Then I will go back to the flower pot and sleep."
In case: No, take off your clothes and tell me this? !
Small Theater
The pure love that was captured by Qian Jiayun's straight ball is secretly ready to confess
As a result, Qian Jiayun: O. O? Who wants to fall in love with you?
Just in case: (▼plate▼)
That night, I passionately placed an order for "Human and Fairy Love 365"
The next day, Qian Jiayun was found hiding in the bathroom chatting with someone:
"What should I do if the other party's invitation to get married is not written in the book? "
He rushed in and saw Qian Jiayun holding a rolled-up book "108 Tips for Relationships between Fairies and Humans"
The author is still the same, making money from both sides on the same subject.
Reading Guide
1. The whole process is 1v1, double clean, no reversal unless you tear it apart.
2. Not recommended for those who control the party.
3. There is no supernatural/superpower/suspense, it is realistic.
4. Plot/emotion ≈5/5, one plot and one relationship, author Xiaobai
5. Can't attack but is weak in bed
Intention: Our goal is harmony, harmony, and harmony again!
