There's a new person on board.
"Hello, senior, my name is Jambalu. Are there any rules like ship rules here? I would like to know the rules here."
The five-meter-tall newcomer had a naturally fierce face, but now he looked reserved.
"Yes, yes," I scratched my head. "The first rule is that the crew must obey the captain's orders."
The other party nodded while remembering: "It should be."
Me: "Principle 2: Maintain due respect for the captain."
"Well, that's right."
"Third, you must wear uniform work clothes on board."
The majestic man's eyes lit up: "So you will also give me work clothes?"
"Yes." I nodded, "The fourth rule is, you are not allowed to secretly wash your companion's work clothes in the middle of the night."
"Hmm... Huh?"
"Article 5: Amway sterilization surgery is not allowed on board."
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…
I racked my brains to recall: "What's the number? Oh, if you find any foreign objects in the dishes, you can tell the captain that they are not allowed to get into the meal the captain is eating."
"…"
"When the captain said 'theoretically not feasible' he meant 'no'."
The newcomer's expression was dull.
"'Theoretically possible' also means 'not possible'."
The newcomer's eyes widened.
"It is forbidden to have any feelings for the captain beyond respect."
The newcomer hesitated to speak.
Finally, he couldn't help but ask: "Our ship rules seem a bit strange?"
I was silent.
Originally there was only one ship rule on the ship.
Later, I was put in small shoes, and the ship's regulations began to increase indefinitely.
(The copy has been screenshot 2025/06/16)
Purpose: Live a broad and rich life