Many years later, Liu Yang was lying on the roof of Liuchun Tower, fanning himself, smiling and saying to Xiao He who was standing next to him: "You said, in my life, I have been the number one oiran in the capital, supervised the construction of the Emperor's Fengyue Tower, teased the Crown Prince, and dumped I have passed away, sat on the throne, thrown the prince, kicked the princess, climbed on the bed of the harem, played tricks on everyone in the world, been knighted and jailed, drank blood at the border, beaten horses in the capital... Why is no one telling my story in this teahouse? "
Xiao He rolled her eyes at Liu Yang, took away Liu Yang's fan, patted Liu Yang on the head, and said angrily: "You are not afraid of death, but other people are still afraid of death."
Liu Yang sighed, "Am I not legendary enough?"
Xiaohe's eyes almost rolled to the sky: "It's so legendary, so why is the legend himself unhappy?"
Liu Yang couldn't do it now. She stared at the dazzling sun and murmured: "Probably because some people can't see it anymore, and some people can't wait anymore."
Funny version:
Liu Yang has a mother who lives in a brothel.
I heard that madam say that my mother was once a legend.
Liu Yang decided to go and have a look.
Wow, Beijing is so prosperous o(^▽^)o
Crying that it's so hard to live in Beijing ( ; _ ; )/~~~
How come you are not a big shot in the capital (^^;;
Wait, what do you mean I was recruited? ?
If you want to recruit people, you can recruit people. Sister Yang, let me show you what is the number one legend in the capital, the legend of legends!
Can you guess his emotional line?
It's probably a bit sad but very funny story that makes everyone happy.
Make a fuss, make a fuss, don't test it, don't test it, don't test it
Take a look at what you wrote casually
Updates are unstable. Cut yourself off and write a setting you like. It will definitely not be a scam.
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