Did the Evil Cub Lose His Horse Today?

Ye Yu is a new evil god in the dungeon. He just climbed out of the abyss, and the god's throne was still steaming, but something unexpected happened. A malfunction in his godhead turned Ye Yu from the omniscient and omnipotent evil god of the abyss into a child who could only squat in a corner and eat cookies. Then, he was picked up by a human player in the dungeon. Ye Yu was confused:? Do humans like to pick up random things in dungeons so much? —— Lu Wan, an S-level unlimited stream player, is calm, self-possessed and steady. Until he met a soft child in the copy. At first glance, Lu Wan was indifferent: Well, an NPC child. At the second glance, Lu Wan was confused:... Wait a minute At the third glance, Lu Wan was shocked:? ! ! ! Is there a bug in the system? How come even a child dares to stuff it into a copy? ? ? Looking at the child's wet eyes, Lu Huan used the red props he had collected for a long time and said, "Come with me." —— At first, Lu Wan just thought it was because of his kindness that he picked up a delicate and frail little oil bottle. Until later, he found that every time he fought against the dungeon boss, his style of painting would always become very strange: The ferocious red-clothed ghost glanced at Ye Yu who was so frightened that he crawled into Lu Xuan's arms, and silently turned around and floated away... The scary and weird tentacle monster even tied himself a nice bow in order to coax the children... Even when he inquired about Ye Yu's information from the system, the system would only send out garbled codes... So his suspicious eyes slowly fell on the soft, well-behaved and quiet child. Ye Yu grabbed the corner of Lu Xuan's clothes, raised his fair face, and his big eyes flashed: "Xuan Xuan, hungry..." The doubts in Lu Huan's heart were instantly softened: "... Okay, let's eat first." Forget it, even if it is a monster, it is still a cute little monster. —— Ye Yu has been very troubled recently. The fragments of his godhead repaired by the shuttle dungeon are gradually restoring his faulty core... So late one night, Lu Wan woke up from reality and felt a heavy sense of oppression on his body. When he opened his eyes, what he saw was no longer the cute little cub, but a handsome and enchanting young man with silver hair and strange eyes. The young man leaned forward and touched his Adam's apple with cold fingers, but his voice carried a familiar coquettish tone: "Hanghang, I want to eat something else..." Lu Wan:? ! ! ! —— A cold-blooded boss in front of others and a man with a lot of sex behind him. A human attacker who always thinks he is raising a child. A cute little kid on the surface who is actually naughty. An evil god who works hard every day not to fall off his horse. Lu Wan's daily life: Killing monsters in a copy? With ease! Taking care of the cubs? It's a lot of work but it's fun! Ye Yu's daily life: Acting cute and cute every day! While trying to protect his own vest, he must drive away all the monsters that covet his breeders! —— Recommended preview: "Exorcism, but the Wrong Succubus" The copy is as follows: Lin Yanluo, a once-in-a-century genius in the Exorcism Bureau, has three unwavering cognitions in his life: 1. He has savings. 2. He is knowledgeable about people and the world. 3. It is absolutely impossible for him to get lost. Then, being cash-strapped, he took an order to expel "low-level succubi". As a result, he got lost and took a luxurious manor as the mission location. In the manor, a man was leaning against the window and tasting wine, exuding a pure and deadly seductive (evil) aura. Lin Yanluo: The succubus is captured without any effort! —— A faceless, terrifying ancestor-level demon. On this day, he was enjoying his retirement life at home. Suddenly, a young exorcist broke in and pointed his magic weapon at his nose, angrily accusing him of being a succubus causing harm to the world. Xian Wuyan narrowed his eyes and looked at the young priest's cold, innocent and defenseless pretty face, and fell in love at first sight (ying) shamefully. Then this powerful demon covered his chest and fell down, "Ah, the priest's holy water is so powerful, this fragile succubus is going to melt~" —— Lin Yanluo discovered that the magic resistance of this "succubus" was extremely terrifying, and all kinds of attacks were ineffective. In order to prevent him from going out and disturbing others, Lin Yanluo decisively made a taboo contract and brought the nearly two-meter-tall "low-level succubus" back to his rental house and kept him under strict supervision. But he soon discovered a serious problem: the succubus does not eat rice, but only "jingqi". Xian Wuyan leaned against the peeling paint wall, his face "pale": "Priest, I'm so hungry. If the succubus doesn't have close contact, he will starve to death..." Lin Yanluo: Since you have tied up the other party, you must be responsible. —— As a result, the world of exorcism has gained a strange sight. Lin Yanluo was in the front, coming and going in the wind and rain for a commission fee of several thousand yuan, exorcising demons with loud noises, and even holding hands with a certain "succubus" with red ears during breaks to recharge his energy. He took a bite of the top-notch lunch that was obviously not a takeaway, and thought for a moment: Well, this must be my superb communication skills that have won the respect of my employer. But he didn't realize that his shabby rental house had been transformed into a luxurious and well-decorated house. When Lin Yanluo solved a difficult grudge on his own, he was feeling very proud of his improvement in cultivation. Behind him, Xian Wuyan slowly wiped away the crushed ashes of high-level evil spirits, and leaned weakly on Lin Yanluo's shoulders: "Master Priest, I need a hug today to recharge my energy." The little priest took a deep breath, closed his eyes and got into his arms with dignity: "You can only hug me, but you are not allowed to touch me with your hands!" —— Until one day, Lin Yanluo finally saved enough money and bought the fragments of ancient books that were said to be able to completely eliminate succubi. He opened the book, and the method of sacrifice was clearly written on it: the exorcist needs to use the pure Yang body as a guide to lead the succubus... Lin Yanluo took a deep breath and decided to sacrifice himself for justice! With a cold face, he tied the man tightly to the bed, with red ears, and sat on him as if he were preparing to conduct a rigorous scientific experiment, clumsily leading this sacred purification ceremony. Just when his brain shut down and he didn't know what to do next. "Crack." The restraints instantly turned into powder. While the world was spinning, he was pressed back into the soft mattress. The back of the neck was pinched by a big hot hand, and a low laugh sounded in the ear, and the breath was hot: "Be good, let me, the evil one, do this kind of stamina-consuming spell." Lin Yanluo: "——Hmm!" Lin Yanluo, who woke up after N days, looked at the satisfied Xian Wuyan and angrily accused the ancient book fragments of deceiving consumers. And the so-called "ancient book fragment" was turned to the back page by the wind, and there was a gorgeous and ancient signature printed on it - Xian Wuyanzhu. The old gangster's shady green tea demon attack x the cold, pure and serious exorcist Reading guide: 1: Double cleansing! ! ! Gong is the ancestral demon, and he only has one heart since he was born! 2: 1V1, easy to make fun of Xiang Tianshuang. 3: There are a lot of personal details. It is not a Western fantasy, but more like a fantasy. Motto: If you work hard, you will succeed