[Jojo]the Unexpected Adventures of the Grain Eater

Copywriting 1: I am Lin Gu. I achieved economic freedom through my millet business during my college years. I relied on the evil heart of middlemen to make profit from the price difference. On the eve of dawn after staying up five long nights and squatting on Taobao, Xianyu and dozens of limited-edition official valleys on external websites, I was about to succeed—— I, the middle path collapsed. This is probably retribution. When I opened my eyes again, I entered the pirated world line of JOJO-Fighters of Millet Planet. Here, Baji is the core of the stand-in and a combat prop. After being bound to the [Grain Eater Assistance System], the system told me that by collecting seven extremely rare "Original Bars", I could return to the original world and be reborn. But the terrible thing is that Dio is also collecting the original Bar Chi and is hunting me down. Hey, hey, this adventure is not good, it costs money and lives! After a while, something went wrong. Dio... Seemed to be avoiding me? Copywriting 2: Dior's Perspective I am Dior! The ultimate villain in the JOJO worldview, the emperor who dominates darkness! One day I discovered a little Joestar bug named Lin Gu. At first, I thought she was just a high school student who could be crushed with a wave of my hand, so I sent out assassins... However, my killers fell one after another, or were instigated to rebel. In anger, I placed a bounty on her head on the millet trading dark web, but this arrogant person dared to declare war on me live! There seems to be a mysterious organization behind her. Its members have complex origins, including people from Africa and even Antarctica, and all of them have outstanding stand-in abilities. Later I realized that this woman was nothing but a fool! In order to humiliate me, she also inserted a waste system into me. She is more vicious, cruel, and sinister than any villain I have ever seen. Copywriting 3: System Perspective I am a grain-eating auxiliary system. I love and fear my host Lin Gu at the same time. She is so powerful that it is suffocating and ruthless that makes my heart tremble. She always gives me the spur of love—— "You are so stupid. Any host will hate you. I am the only one who will not abandon you. Do you understand? If you leave me, who will accept you?" "Why are you crying? Which manufacturer took back a broken system and threw it away? Your ability to withstand pressure is so poor! I am testing you and training you in order to reuse you!" It took me a long time to understand that this was a PUA. Well, if I were to vote for the most righteous protagonist of JOJO in this piracy world, I would vote for Dior. Later, I upgraded and had the courage to tie him to Dio, but after going round and round, I still tied him back to Lingu. You must think I'm being a jerk, right? But she just has that damn charm. #The wicked also need a savior for the wicked. Reading guide: 1. The main part of JOJO's third Stardust Chapter, with trace elements of the comic, and the settings are all explained, so it won't affect your reading even if you haven't seen it~ 2. Dianwen Dianwen Dianwen, following the JOJO "road adventure + sand sculpture wits" style, is relaxed and funny, and the original plot is privately set up. We apologize for OOC. 3. The heroine is a villain, with a villain's mindset, but a golden spirit. Purpose: Love is priceless