The Cannon Fodder of Quick Travel Always Makes the Plot Collapse [Main Attack]
快穿之炮灰总让剧情崩坏【主攻】
by Black Long Straight Senior Hzc (黑长直学姐hzc)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Reading Guide 1v1, focusing on fast travel, HE, double strength, double J, tentatively nine worlds ps: The author is not a glass-hearted person and accepts writing guidance. Thank you to every cute girl for your suggestions. System 007 is very broken. Its mission is obviously to help the host become a good cannon fodder and push the protagonist of the original book to attack HE! Each of the hosts that can be bound has a more unique style of painting: Unit 1: The lazy, sick and trouble-making master attack (it's just a bad health, not a weak attack, it's a Soviet attack, the babies can avoid lightning on their own) Lu Yuan penetrated into a book of fake love rival literature and became the superficially popular but actually cannon fodder "fighting" for the upstart businessman Gu Zhou and Wen Wen Bai Yueguang. Original plot? After being used, he is thrown away and becomes the protagonist's background on the way to attack HE. System 007: "Host, stay stable! Be a good catalyst to promote the relationship between Gu Zhou and Bai Yueguang. Stay here for three months! Do you want to know about the failed electric shock package?" Lu Yuan: "Oh?" He took the sky-high contract from Gu Zhou with a smile, turned around and thanked Bai Yueguang gently, his posture was elegant and calm, as if he was watching a farce that had nothing to do with him. His unintentional sharpness and all-seeing laziness firmly attracted the attention of the two "protagonists" like a magnet. Gu Zhou discovered that this "cannon fodder" was a hundred times smarter than he thought, and there was a fatal attraction hidden under the lazy appearance. Bai Yueguang was shocked. When she looked at Lu Yuan, her heart beat faster than Gu Zhou's. So, the plot collapsed. Gu Zhou's "fighting" became more and more serious, his eyes became more and more serious, his tactics became more and more ruthless, and the gifts he gave became more and more like building a nest. The way Bai Yueguang looked at Lu Yuan gradually became wrong... When the Shura field broke out, Gu Zhou held Lu Yuan's wrist tightly, with an uncontrollable and crazy desire for exclusivity in his eyes: "The game is over. You belong to me." Lu Yuan looked at this crazy loyal dog boss who had a reputation for being upright, and raised his eyebrows: "Mr. Gu, doesn't that seem to be what the script says?" System 007: "Beep - Warning! The protagonist, Gong Shou, has fallen in love with the catalyst! The plot line has collapsed into a manual for raising a loyal dog?!" So, how can cannon fodder counterattack and become the ultimate winner? Why did the cold-blooded CEO turn into a jealous maniac? Unit 2: Natural flirting without knowing it × Self-strategic crazy criticism Shen Yan was transformed into the "little lover" kept by the big boss Huo Lin. The original owner was vain and cowardly, and was Huo Lin's tool to stimulate Bai Yueguang. In the end, he was fed up. System 007: "The host rushes to the duck! Play the canary well, stimulate Bai Yueguang, and promote the emotional line of the boss! If you fail, you have to learn how to meow~" Shen Yan: OK, I have professional qualities! "Commit to and from get off work" on time, keep the "cage" tidy, and never cross the line! Sir, you have a stomachache? Make some porridge to nourish your stomach. Boss in trouble? I didn't intend to give you any little ideas. Sunny smile, open and sincere, friends everywhere. Huo Lin at first: This little lover... Is interesting? Not clingy, not greedy, independent to a fault. Later: His smile was so warm, his porridge was so fragrant, and when he saw other people smiling... It was so dazzling! As a result, Mr. Huo's style of painting suddenly changed: secretly guarded by bodyguards 24 hours a day, and the house was filled with sky-high gifts. What was the "stimulation" used by the original book? Oh, it's an eyesore, clean it up! When Shen Yan was almost tricked by the original book, Huo Lin transformed into Shura, washed the scene with blood, pressed the person into his arms, and said with a hoarse and crazy voice: "You are mine! Whoever touches you will die!" Shen Yan looked at the financial backer who spent money and contributed money, and evolved from a ruthless boss to a dedicated loyal dog, and sighed helplessly: "Mr. Huo, this is not written in the contract..." System 007: "Beep - Warning! Canary has domesticated the gold master into a guard dog?! The mission goal has been shifted to 'The Boss's Self-defeating Road'!" So, how do workers turn their sponsors into loyal dogs? Why did the boss lose his ability to make money to Sunny Smile? Unit 3: The unruly hormone-filled attack × the cold-blooded and iron-blooded hidden idiot Shou Qin Ye was transformed into an ABO interstellar novel and was destined to be crushed to pieces by the Imperial Marshal Xiao Jin during the exercise, a cannon fodder Alpha officer who set off his heroic appearance. System 007: "The host lies down! It's over after being 'seriously injured' by Xiao Jin! Failed to simulate O estrus warning!" Qin Ye: "Lie down? That doesn't exist!" On the training ground, he transformed into a humanoid ferocious beast, with cunning tactics and wild fighting power. He forced Xiao Jin into a desperate situation! The pheromones smelling of gunpowder and strong alcohol swept across the entire place, and the aggressive and wild charm made all Alphas look at him. Xiao Jin was shocked: Qin Ye... Is an untamed beast! Strength, will, wildness... Perfectly fit his desire to conquer! The pheromones of the two people created a strange resonance during the fierce collision. Original book O? Already forgotten. The look in Xiao Jin's eyes at Qin Ye became intense as he locked onto his prey. After the exercise, Xiao Jin directly used his privileges to transfer people into personal adjutants. The euphemistic name was "observation", but in reality, he was "captive". Send top-level mechas, share top-secret information, fend off all the coveters for Qin Ye, and unleash terrifying pressure on other A's who are close to Qin Ye. Qin Ye: This marshal... Isn't he a hidden idiot? When Qin Ye was in danger on the battlefield, Xiao Jin drove a mecha to tear through the starry sky and protected him behind him. His voice was as cold as a knife, but with an unmistakable madness: "My adjutant, only I can move him!" System 007: "Oops - Warning! The stepping stone turned the God of War into a loyal dog?! The attraction between Alphas is so terrifying!" So, how can a cannon fodder officer tame the Imperial God of War? Why does the collision of double A pheromones create sparks for loyal dogs? Unit 4: The happy little sun shines indiscriminately Lin Yang was transformed into the cannon fodder pursuer in the campus novel who stalked the Bingshan scholar Jiang Yu and became a laughing stock. System 007: "Come on, host! Breakfast will be provided every day, and you will have a seat in the library. Keep pursuing! If you fail, you will have to recite a love poem in public!" Lin Yang: Pursuit? Make friends! Deliver breakfast? "If you buy too much, you'll get a share!" Occupy a seat? "I'll take it for you by the way!" Yang Guang smiled indiscriminately and sincerely praised Jiang Yu's talent. He turned around and became brothers with the basketball captain, chatted and laughed with the minister of literature and art, and answered patiently to his schoolmates. As warm as a little sun. Jiangyu at first: This suitor is... Noisy. Later: His smile... Was a bit dazzling. Later: Why does he smile at everyone? ! Basketball captain hooking up? Air conditioning released! The Minister of Literature and Art is joking? "Just happened to" pass by! Does the school girl have too many questions? The information "accidentally" fell on Lin Yang's desk! The temperature around Jiang Xueshen is always below freezing point, and he is filled with jealousy. When he saw someone confessing to Lin Yang, Jiang Yu lost his mind. He dragged the person to kiss him in public, his eyes were as fierce as a protective wolf: "You can only be good to me!" Lin Yang was confused: Where is the promised flower of the high mountain? Who is this jealous demon? System 007: "Beep - Warning! The happy little sun has baked the iceberg into a volcano?! The pursuit of the mission triggers the target blackening program!" So, how does central air conditioning melt the iceberg? Why did the Flower of Kaolin become the director of a vinegar factory? Unit 5: The thoughtful fishing-type beauty attack × the paranoid and obsessed crazy critic and the dark sufferer Mo Chen transmigrated into a fairy novel and was captured by the mad critic Xuan Yi to test the medicine, tortured in every possible way and then fed the cannon fodder to the monsters. System 007: "Host, hold on! Try the medicine ten times and record the efficacy! Failure, loss of taste, taste the bitter medicine!" Mo Chen: Hard? Wise men do not do this. He "unintentionally" demonstrated profound pharmacology, accurately described the efficacy of the medicine, and "accidentally" made suggestions for improvements, which greatly improved the efficiency of Xuan Yi's alchemy. He has a respectful attitude, clear eyes, and occasionally shows a hint of "distress". Successfully packaged himself as the "exclusive treasure pharmacist" that the Demon Lord can't live without. Xuan Yi was surprised: This little medicine man... Isn't he afraid of him? Do you still understand his medicine? That "heartache"... Is like a feather tickling my heart. The test medicine became "mild" and privileges were given to everyone. Anyone who dares to disrespect Mo Chen will be crushed to death! The desire for exclusivity and twisted "protective desire" grew crazily, and Mo Chen was regarded as an inverse scale. When the righteous way besieged the Demon Realm and pointed its finger at Mo Chen, the "evil beside the demon", Xuan Yi went completely crazy! Wandering thousands of miles with blood, slaughtering all the enemies, just to protect the people in his arms unscathed. He imprisoned Mo Chen tightly, and his voice was paranoid and hoarse: "You are mine! Anyone who touches you, I will kill them all!" Mo Chen looked at the man who slaughtered the world for him and evolved from a crazy devil to a loyal dog. He smiled and reassured: "Well, Your Majesty, I am yours." System 007: "Beep - Warning! The medicine man has tamed the user into a guard dog?! The Demon Lord's road to self-defense is bottomless!" So, how did the medicine man become the Demon Lord's favorite? Why did Crazy Pi's desire for destruction turn into an obsession for protection? Unit 6: Tough and tenacious pragmatic attacker × affectionate lone wolf type In Lei Zhan's post-apocalyptic novel, the cannon fodder passerby was bitten by a zombie at the beginning and was "cleaned out" by the Lone Ranger boss Li Feng when he was about to transform into a zombie. System 007: "Host, lie down! Be 'purified' by Li Feng and that's it! Failed zombie cosplay for 24 hours!" Lei Zhan: Lie down? Impossible! The moment before the corpse transforms, he forcibly awakens his powers and suppresses the virus! He showed his strong combat power and survival wisdom, clearing up the surrounding zombies before Li Feng took action, proving his worth: "Cooperation? Goal: Survive!" In times of crisis, he even saved Li Feng once. Li Feng: This "zombie"... Is there something? Can he keep up with his pace, or even be stronger? That sense of loyalty at the moment of life and death is like a stone thrown into an icy lake. He tacitly allowed Lei Zhan to follow him, and said harshly: "Don't hold back!" But in action, he honestly gave Lei Zhan the best supplies and "accidentally" solved his flank threat during the battle. Suspiciousness breaks down into awkward concern and terrifying possessiveness. A wave of corpses besieged the city, and Li Feng tried his best to protect the injured Lei Zhan. Lei Zhan carried him on his back and fought his way out of the siege! For the rest of his life, Li Feng clung to Lei Zhan, his voice hoarse and crazy: "Your life belongs to me! You are not allowed to die without my permission!" Lei Zhan looked at this lone wolf loyal dog who was so upright and risked his life for him, and grinned: "Okay, I will hang out with you from now on, boss." System 007: "Beep - Warning! The target to be cleaned has become the bound milk of the cleaner?! The most powerful loyal dog combination in the apocalypse is born!" So, how can a cannon fodder zombie become a boss's binding partner? Why did the lone wolf transform into a loyal food-protecting dog? Unit 7: The elegant and mysterious cat type Lazy Attack × the iron-blooded God of War who was adjusted into a cocked mouth Stardust traveled through an interstellar novel and was sent to the God of War Caesar to monitor him, but was extremely disgusted and eventually died as a politician spy cannon fodder. System 007: "Host be careful! Pass three pieces of valid information! If failed, "Ode to Loyalty" will be played in a loop!" Stardust: Passing information? It's better to pet the cat. He showed great mental strength and came to Caesar's rescue when he was in danger. The information passed on? It's all about "Caesar is so awesome" and "Parliament is so stupid". Elegant and lazy, he turned a blind eye to Caesar's cold face, and his mental force field occasionally comforted the irritable marshal when he was in a good mood. Caesar: This spy... Is something wrong? Not afraid of him? Save him? Worship him? That elegant and lazy temperament... Like a proud cat. He became Stardust's number one, throwing gifts like crazy and using capital to get rid of his love rivals. He used a trumpet to speak in the Stardust live broadcast room, but was left speechless and unable to stop. Indulge in "observing" this mysterious "cat", the rest cabins are arranged next to each other. When Stardust was besieged by a gangster publicist, Caesar couldn't bear it anymore and stepped aside to protect his shortcomings! The evidence was released, the thunder was swept away, and the live broadcast was announced to the camera: "Xingchen is mine, who dares to touch him?" Stardust looked at the man who spent money and help, exposed his identity for him, and transformed from a mysterious boss into a loyal wolf, and smiled lazily: "Oh? Then... Can you give me more advice in the future?" System 007: "Beep--warning! The spy has domesticated the subject of surveillance into a dedicated shit-sweeper?! The God of War masturbates the cat and gets masturbated instead?!" So, how does a spy become the favorite of the God of War? Why is the Iron-Blooded Marshal addicted to "playing cats"? Unit 8: The contrast between the cold and venomous tongue, the cute Taifu attack × the forced white-cut black emperor's shou by the crazy batch Xie Xuan was transformed into an ancient Chinese novel, that old-fashioned and stern cannon fodder tutor who tried to teach the young emperor to become a wise king, but was dismissed from office because of his uprightness. System 007: "Host, work hard! Advise the little emperor to be diligent ten times! Recite "Male Virtues" a hundred times if failed!" Xie Xuan: Deadly advice? Unwise person. He taught students in accordance with their aptitude, discussed chess games, and introduced novelties to guide Xiao Heng in thinking about governing the country. The contrast between being set up by the cold and banished immortal and occasionally being so angry that he walked away and stepped on his clothes and almost fell down made Xiao Heng find it... Extremely interesting? Xiao Heng: This master... Is a bit fragrant? The contrast between his profound knowledge and cool temperament and his clumsiness... Is alluring! He was no longer tired of studying, but instead used various methods to make the Taifu angry, just to get the Taifu to look at him more. Seeing Xie Xuan discussing matters with the handsome minister, he interrupted irritably. Tributes and treasures were sent to the Taifu's house like a stream of water, clumsily trying to please him. When powerful ministers framed Xie Xuan as a collaborator, Xiao Heng became completely evil! The emperor was so angry that he washed the court with blood and tried his best to clear the teacher's wrongdoing against all opinions. He held the trembling Xie Xuan in his arms, his voice hoarse and paranoid: "Teacher, you are mine! I share this country with you!" Xie Xuan finally acquiesced as he looked at the emperor who subverted the imperial court for him and grew from a rebellious boy to a loyal dog. System 007: "Beep--warning! The emperor's shackles have become collars?! Taifu's Dragon Training is a great success!" So, how does the old-fashioned tutor tame the rebellious emperor? Why did the boundary between teachers and students collapse into a cage of love? Unit 9: The suave field-controlling Su Gong × the unknown guardian dog Shou Luo Yan was transformed into an e-sports article, the 18th-tier cannon fodder anchor who was so popular that the legendary master Feng Jue was expelled from the fan network. System 007: "The host is gaining popularity! The live broadcast mentioned the 'Sealing Technique' five times and caused a fight! The live broadcast failed and performed the "Chicken Dance"!" Luo Yan: Conflict? Not interested. He became famous because of his incredible looks, laid-back style and hidden skills. Was asked about sealing secrets? "Oh, that legend? Why don't you watch me operate/sing." The Buddha has a poisonous tongue, has countless fans, and is more popular than the original book. Feng Jue accidentally clicked into the live broadcast room: This face... Dazzling! This operation is... Sharp! This barrage... Interesting! He became Luo Yan's number one, smashing gifts frantically to clear the place, and using capital power to kill potential love rivals. The trumpet's speech was choked by Luo Yan's unique brain circuit, and he couldn't help but watch. Like a lone wolf, guarding treasures in the dark. When Luo Yan was slandered on a large scale, Feng Jue couldn't bear it anymore and stepped aside to protect his shortcomings! The evidence was thrown away, Thunder counterattacked, and the live broadcast announced: "Luo Yan is mine, who dares to touch me?" Luo Yan looked at the man who spent money to clear mines for him, exposed his identity, and transformed from a mysterious boss into a loyal wolf protecting food. He smiled lazily: "Oh? Then... Can you give me some advice?" The e-sports circle exploded! System 007: "Beep - Warning! Pengci, Pengci, bring back the patron saint?! The loyal dog wolf king suddenly appeared in the top live broadcast room!" So, how do small anchors raise e-sports legends? Why do Buddhist beauties attract crazy criticism? System 007: "Hosts! Your mission is to be cannon fodder! It's not to tear down the script! It's not to tame a loyal dog! It's not to let the original attacker chase you! The plot line is so bad that even my mother doesn't recognize it! (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻" So—— How can cannon fodder counterattack and become a favorite? How can cannon fodder tame the protagonist into a loyal dog? Why did the flower of the high mountain become a vinegar spirit? Why does the crazy critic attack himself? Intention: Favoring each other and being partial to others