Introduction:
Wen Chao, who participated in an amateur outdoor survival show for money, saw a barrage of messages in front of him on the first day.
"Baby, you are a sweet and soft little cake, kiss me."
"Good grandma, love grandma, I will love you till death,"
"I remember that the author arranged for the baby to have three husbands, each taking turns for a day, and giving the baby a short rest on Saturdays so that he would not be exhausted."
"That's too bad. Zhou Qi is obviously suitable to come together. I believe the baby is very talented and can eat just three sticks."
After reading the implication of the barrage, Wen Chao's vision suddenly went dark. He searched for relevant vocabulary explanations through AI again, and felt that there was no hope for the future.
Asshole author, I will fuck you for the rest of your life!
……
Facing the cold and arrogant young master Gong Yi:
Barrage: The more indifferent you are, the more you secretly covet other people's bodies, and you secretly think about other people's craftsmanship.
Wen Chao Pupil Earthquake: Huh? ? ? Don't come over here!
Faced with the uncertainty of the second ancestor, Attack the Second:
Barrage: You seem to be bullying others, but in fact, every time you see him secretly glaring at you, you can't help but move.
Wen Chao Pain Mask: What to do! What is this doing! Don't come over here! ! ! !
Faced with the smiling tiger attack three who likes to play pranks and often colludes with the second ancestor:
Barrage: This Gong is the most sinister. After he and Gong Er bully others, they give Gong Er eye drops and secretly engage in male competition.
Wen Chao was devastated: Don't come over here! ! ! I'm a straight man. Stop teasing me! ! ! Isn't it good to put so much thought into chasing beautiful women to promote social harmony?
Besieged on all sides, with men on the left and right, hearing that there is no way to escape, the heart is filled with despair.
When his eyes were empty, the panda pendant dropped from his schoolbag was picked up by a guest on the show and brought to him, "Hello, this is the pendant you left behind."
Wen Chao stretched out his hand cautiously: "Thank you."
Barrage: "Who is this? It's not an attack anyway, it's just a passerby, go around."
Wen Chao suddenly raised his head and grabbed the wrist of the passerby in front of him with tears in his eyes: "Thank you for picking up my things. I will share my bread with you. Are you willing to be my survival partner?"
"No, I mean, are you willing to be my good friend?"
……
The new partner and good friend of the passerby is gentle and considerate and knows how to keep a distance and respect others. Wen Chao, who can no longer see the barrage, hid under the protection of his new partner and breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally got rid of the fate of being a nanny and maintained his dignity as a straight man.
"Chaochao." The peeled grapes were handed to his mouth.
"Ah?" Wen Chao opened his mouth and swallowed, puffing out his cheeks and chewing.
"Do you know that while you are my good partner and best friend, you also want to be my wife?"
Wen Chao: "???"
"No, brother, do you want to follow them and take care of me?"
Purpose: Personality cannot be destroyed by money
