Don't Flirt, Your Pants Will Catch Fire

My mother had just passed away, and my then-year-old father soon brought back a woman and her son. When Shi Sui had no choice but to go home, his game room was converted into a study room, and a tall and straight young man was standing in front of the bookshelf. He got angry and was about to curse when the young man turned around and looked up at him. The irritable Shi Sui seemed to have been taken away from her, but she was sweet and sweet and called her brother. Chen Yihe held up a heavy German book, indicating that he did not want to be disturbed. The beautiful features at that time remained well-behaved, "Okay, brother." After closing the door, Shi Sui was forced to retching due to his own pretentiousness. The moment he saw Chen Yihe, he had a brilliant plan to stop this second marriage. ——What if he seduced Chen Yihe? - Chen Yihe had already seen Shi Sui. That time Shi Sui called him a fool. When they met again, they called him "brother" sweetly. It was obvious that Shi Sui didn't remember him. Behaving better? He doesn't think so. Sure enough, he overheard Shi Sui talking on the phone: "His knuckles are very strong and he can kill me." "Don't just think it's just because of sex! Isn't this mainly going to make my dad angry to death?" - The seduction plan was going very hard. Shi Sui tried his best, but Chen Yihe was always rigid and abstinent. He plays the role of a well-behaved and beautiful sweetheart in front of Chen Yihe every day, complaining in private: "No, no, he's not 27 but 67. He's more traditional than my great-grandfather." "How come he's not bored to death by himself? No wonder he's still an old virgin with a single mother." - Friends get good news when they can't stand it anymore: they are finally holding hands. A month later, Shi Sui complained again: "I seriously doubt that he has a big tree with peppers hanging on it and he hasn't let me touch it for so long." "Is it because he is so incompetent that he still refuses to hold me to sleep?" … Chen Yihe came home from get off work and bought Shi Sui's favorite dessert. But I heard: "I don't want to play anymore, I want to break up with him. I'll go find Guan Lin tonight, he has 20." At night, Shi Sui couldn't go out. The doors and windows were locked. Chen Yihe held his waist with one hand, went upstairs and threw him on the bed, pressed him up with one knee, loosened his tie, grabbed his little boyfriend's ankle, and said coldly: "I originally wanted to keep it until the wedding night, because I was afraid of scaring you." A soft ruler was put into Shi Sui's hand, and he tremblingly measured out 25. A few hours later, Shi Sui didn't even have the strength to stand up, so he finally climbed to the door, only to be dragged back again. PS: From the beginning, I didn't want to get married, it wasn't a family reorganization, it wasn't a household registration relationship; Both places are clean; the mouth is strong enough to be the king; Attacked by a 19-year-old and a 27-year-old This is a young couple with extraordinary talents. Don't look for realistic logic. Purpose: To be honest and friendly in dealings