Oops! the Child's Father Has Come to Seek Revenge!
糟糕!孩子他爹上门寻仇了!
by Lazy Seven Emperors (懶散的七帝)
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The audacious prince who acts recklessly and behaves like a hypocritical male prince Copywriting 1 (female perspective) Guo Zifeng, the eldest son of Duke An of Southern Chu, is now world-famous as a "man" who is more beautiful than women! Rumor has it that the "he" of Zhilan Yushu is not only ambiguous with the emperor, but also hangs around the Nanfeng Pavilion every day! In order to have a successor for Duke An Guo's palace, "he" secretly carefully selected the father of the child, and did not hesitate to kidnap civilian men and do all kinds of bad things. "He" thought that his scumbag was clean and tidy, leaving no traces, but he didn't want to offend the wrong people because of wrong intelligence! The child's father actually came to seek revenge. He robbed his son and said he would ride "him" as a horse... Okay! I want to cry but have no tears, this wave of "I" is doomed! What's even more frightening is how to explain to the old lover the emperor! Sure enough, the next day Emperor Long Yan was furious and burst into laughter... Copywriting 2 (male protagonist's perspective) As the saying goes, a beautiful woman is a disaster, but the Prince of Beiyan also caused a lot of trouble because of his handsome appearance. But when he went out to capture a traitor general, he made a mistake and was kidnapped by a fierce female bandit! Not only were their hands and feet chained, but their eyes were also blindfolded. The fierce female bandits are like tigers and wolves, and they come with their mouths open, ravaging and destroying, eating and wiping them clean. After she became pregnant, the scumbag put up her pants and refused to acknowledge anyone else. She gave him 2,500 taels of silver notes and told him to get out. He also said: You can't be too greedy. This money is already higher than that of the Nanfeng Pavilion oiran. My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle cannot! But this female gangster was so cunning that she disappeared from the world. Five years of searching to no avail. Until one day when I went to Nanchu as an envoy, I saw a "him" who was wielding a Overlord Spear and talking "I" all the time... I finally realized that the female bandit was... Nanchu's number one dead man, Duanxiu! Since he offended Murong Li, he vowed to make this "Dead Duanxiu" understand the consequences of riding him for two months! Copywriting Three (Pull) "Master Guo misunderstood, this thing is not a gift from a lover!" Murong Li raised the corner of his mouth, "It is a thing from an enemy!" "Enemy... Enemy?" She stared at him in astonishment. "Well! If this prince catches her..." "What will happen?" She asked cautiously. "Of course it will be cut into pieces with a thousand cuts, and the bones will be shattered and ashes scattered!" Guo Zifeng staggered, "This... How much hatred is there! As for it?" Murong Li gave her a matter-of-fact expression, "This woman's crime is extremely heinous and will never be forgiven!" Guo Zifeng secretly cursed in his heart: If I was really guilty of such a heinous crime, I would send you to death with a knife after I was done with it. Can I still let you go free and give you a banknote? Why did I fall in love with a bitch like you! This article is humorous and nonsensical, focusing on the idea that those who have enemies must be avenged, and those who are scum must be tortured! Concept: A story about a pseudo-male heir who seduces a foreign prince with mysophobia and falls in love after giving birth to a son.