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The eldest young master Xie Yubai has been depressed at school recently. The reason is that he was abandoned by his own kitten and became a wild man without a cat!
The reason why Xie Yubai was in a bad mood was not only because of the lost cat, but also because of everything strange around him. The kitten he had carefully cared for disappeared. People around him even said: "You have never raised a cat."
Even the photos of cats posted in WeChat Moments have been replaced with photos of the toilet at home.
Xie Yubai sneered: "If you want me to know who did this to me..."
The cute-looking transfer student pointed at the toilet photo, showing his pointed little tiger teeth, "Brother, I like it."
Xie Yubai misunderstood the meaning and mistakenly thought that the transfer student said he liked him. After all, it was difficult to imagine that someone liked the toilet.
Xie Yubai: "I'm not planning to fall in love recently."
Jiang Yi: "Yeah."
Jiang Yi: "I won't talk about it either."
Xie Yubai: Is this love? Want to wait for yourself?
After a series of self-defeating journeys, Xie Yubai was finally defeated by a well-behaved transfer student.
After another party, Jiang Yi's face was red and his eyes were filled with moisture. Xie Yubai pinched his chin and said, "Who did you say you liked some time ago?"
Xie Yubai thought to himself: Just agree this time.
Jiang Yi came closer to Xie Yubai and rubbed his lips against Xie Yubai's heart intentionally or unintentionally. He opened his lips slightly and said, "That white toilet."
Xie Yubai: "..."
Was it bent but there was no after-sales service?
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Jiang Manman is an excellent kitten who abides by cat rules.
He swore an oath in front of the great cat god and transformed from a fluffy kitten into a handsome young cat demon.
In order to get rid of the bad guys, he specially transferred to the first class of the third grade of high school.
Unexpectedly, my own poop shoveler was unwilling to pay attention to me when I called her brother, which made the kitten very angry!
But after thinking about it, I felt that no one except the shit shovel was so kind to me, so I could only shamelessly talk to the shit shovel every day.
Kitten: QAQ
Kitten: Why did my brother alienate Kitten?
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After getting acquainted with the shit shovel officer, Jiang Yi's quality of life took another qualitative leap. The pampered cat became a pampered person.
"Water, I only drink water that is 50 degrees Celsius, otherwise it will burn the cat's mouth."
"I only use good and expensive clothes, otherwise my delicate skin will not be able to bear it."
"I will only sleep on your bed, otherwise the cat is afraid of the dark."
Xie Yubai's face turned darker and darker. In his final rage, he bought a book online: "A Guide to Raising Cat Demons".
It turned out that this seemed to be a comic... At this time, Jiang Yi's dissatisfied shout came from inside the room, "Brother, is the meal ready yet?"
Xie Yubai's fingers turned red due to exertion. He walked quickly into the room, adjusted his tone and said, "The food won't taste good if it's cold."
Read the guide!
The coquettish kitten suffers from the soft-spoken and soft-hearted self-defeating type.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
