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Wu Ciyan accidentally saved a rabbit six years ago when he was fighting with the demon king next door.
When they met again six years later, the rabbit was obsessed with him.
Rabbit talks about repaying kindness and repaying kindness, but his actual action is to marry me, marry me, marry me.
Wu Ciyan tipped her ears to warn her, and when he followed her, he started frying the rabbit meat.
Rabbit: Aren't you going to catch that fox? I can be your bait.
Wu Ciyan: Okay.
He kept the rabbit.
From that day on, he had to prepare a special vegetarian dish for the rabbit when eating, a special bedding for the rabbit when sleeping, and a special charcoal basin for the rabbit in winter.
When we first met, Rabbit was cute and well-behaved, but a little silly. After getting to know each other for a long time, I found that Rabbit also knew a little bit about fists and kicks.
I'll kick you when I'm happy, and I'll kick you when I'm unhappy.
Wu Ciyan is already used to it.
In addition, the rabbit couldn't walk for too long, so he had to walk with her. The rabbit couldn't be frightened, so he had to cover her ears. The rabbit was also prone to getting sick, so he had to always pay attention to whether the rain caught her, and he went to learn medical skills.
How annoying.
Finally, they got married.
As a result, on the second day of the wedding, the rabbit ran away, leaving only a note: I have repaid my kindness, goodbye!
Wu Ciyan was so angry that his scales stood up, "What a rabbit, how can you say that you want to repay a favor when you see sex? Wait for me to catch you and stew rabbit meat!"
Small Theater
Wen Lanzhi was hiding in the room eating her dinner. Suddenly, a blade struck her head. She fell back in fright, "Ah - I'm dead."
When she opened her eyes, she found that Wu Ciyan was looking at her with a knife raised, and behind him was a newly killed fox.
Wen Lanzhi:!
Wu Ciyan: I saved you again, come and repay your kindness.
Wen Lanzhi covered her chest: You scared me!
Wu Ciyan surrendered: I'm sorry, let me see, does it still hurt?
[The one-sided little rabbit × the tough-tongued and arrogant big white snake]
"Wake up and see eight-pack abs" copy:
Wen Feng was ordered by his parents to take care of the sick Yu Xue - the two had not seen each other for a long time.
To be precise, they haven't seen each other since they got married. It is said that Yu Xue suffers from a strange mental illness.
Others say she is a madwoman.
Before he came, he thought Yu Xue was a gloomy patient, but after he came, he found that it was completely the opposite.
On the morning of the first day of being with him, when he was changing clothes in the hospital, Yu Xue pointed at his abdominal muscles and made fun of him.
She talks a lot and knows a lot. She can talk about everything, literature, music, art, and can do some magic, like a magician who knows everything.
She chatted with him endlessly, and every word she said touched his heart. He was led like a puppet and fell into it.
After a few days with him, Yu Xue was about to be discharged from the hospital, and he suddenly thought that it would be better if he could stay longer.
He immediately cursed himself as "sick" in his mind.
In short, the hospital life these days has been very pleasant. Compared with the optimistic and cheerful Yu Xue, he is more like the gloomy patient.
The couple's life after returning home was also very happy. Although Yu Xue rarely came out of the room, whenever she came out, she could always talk to Wen Feng for a few words. He began to look forward to going home and getting some fun out of Yu Xue's mouth.
Until one day, he pushed open the door of Yu Xue's bedroom and found that Yu Xue was lying on the ground covered with flower petals.
He thought she was creating some "fairytale dream" again, until she discovered that Yu Xue's breathing had almost stopped...
"120..." He murmured, "Hurry up and hit 120! Quickly hit 120!"
After waking up, Yu Xue solemnly told him: Only death can make me go home...
[Psycho with super business ability × Gentle and considerate business boss]
Marriage first, love later
Intention: Love must be spoken out boldly
