Fuck the wet guy
Irregular stories
Zhou Yi x Xie Chan
After Xie Chan came back, she took on a film about Zhou Yushe, the founder of Baihe Mountain.
It is said that Zhou Zu had already attained enlightenment in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, but suddenly became an immortal. Every Jiazi was born, which was said to be ten lives and ten deaths. Now his remains are still preserved in the Zhouzu Palace in Baihe Mountain. Not many people have seen them, but I heard that they looked like they had been soaked in formalin. If you say that he woke up and chatted for a while, everyone would believe it.
Xie Chan took notes carefully. Who asked him to play a very important role, playing the role of Xie Xueguan, the senior brother of Zhou Zu.
On the day of startup, three strange things happened.
First, the role of Zhou Zu was temporarily changed. He was not a professional actor, but Zhou Zhouyi, a field manager who specialized in feng shui for the crew.
Second, Chairman Zhou, the 78th generation disciple of Zhou Zu, finally agreed to rent the venue, but he almost knelt down when Zhou Yi was toasting.
Third, Xie Chan was drunk.
After being drunk, this guy fell unconscious, woke up and read the script in a professional spirit.
It turned out that on the last page of the script, a few lines of red characters were newly printed:
Do not enter Zhouzu Hall alone after dark.
Do not eat any food provided by the Taoist temple.
Don't touch that sword.
Stay away from x! Stay away from x! Stay away from x! (Smeared writing)
Welcome back to Baihe Mountain.
I am sending this message to the Immortal Department, the place of friendship between life and death.
If you don't come under Canglong Palace, I should go in front of Baihe Mountain.
——Lu Zhaolin's "Difficult Traveling"
Mission: Life is precious
