You're so stupid, really
You hated yourself for being greedy, which led to Dazai Osamu arresting you and taking him home.
If you had known earlier that it was a red mushroom transformed from a bandage, you would have escaped far away.
Well now, your freedom is gone
In short, you have hundreds of millions of regrets now.
What? Dazai Osamu wants to take care of you?
You stayed at the Oda house voluntarily, really.
The people here are nice to talk to. You like it very much.
Intention: A belated "Congratulations to Osamu Dazai"
