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Wukong, who was reborn from modern times and returned to Five Elements Mountain, was a little tired.
Faced with five extremely vicious bandits,
The Ninth Golden Chanzi: Wukong, I will teach you the first lesson of chivalry and righteousness - kill to stop killing!
Wukong (scratching his head): ... Master, is this how you were knocked down?
Guanyin (holding her forehead): Wukong... Please take more trouble!
Watching Wukong use "The Universe in His Sleeves" to easily put away the house and food,
Bajie (rubbing his hands and glancing furtively): Brother Monkey~ Look at me, an old pig, with such a wide body and fat body. It takes a lot of shoes to walk! Your sleeves are spacious, you can't catch the wind or the sun, and you can still catch up on your sleep...
Wukong (pulling Bajie's ears): You idiot! Are you going to the market and taking a donkey cart? Do you want me to find you two more pounds of melon seeds and a quilt?
Bajie: I, an old pig, know where to put it~
Wukong:......
Watching Wukong and Bajie making love and bickering every day,
Monk Sha: As long as senior brother and second senior brother live well, it's okay if I feel a little wronged.
Wukong: This sentence sounds so familiar...
The rich second-generation Xiao Bailong, who is a junior disciple in the school, rather than a person with physical strength, has a special affinity with Xuanzang's "stinky smell".
Ao Lie: Master, do you think that after we become Buddhas, can we defeat Senior Brother by working together to ambush?
Xuanzang: No way... But we can get Wukong drunk first and then try to ambush him.
Wukong: Brat! Can you two avoid talking to me for a while?
But why are so many people and things so different in this life?
The black bear spirit who became the principal of Huaguo Mountain was in a passionate relationship with Wukong!
King Huangfeng and Tiger Pioneer, who are best at farming: What happened to you, Monkey King? Don't even think about affecting the business of us farmers farming! Finish it quickly! Go quickly!
Jigong: You little monkey, why can't you recognize me as your master?
Taishang Laojun blew his beard and stared: You monkey! Quickly return all my magic weapons, the boy and the green ox!
What? Nezha, Spider Spirit, Yellow Eyebrow King, Bull Demon King... Even Roaring Sky Dog was invited by the Monkey King to go to Huaguo Mountain to be the master of the little monsters on the mountain tops? !
For the 81st time, Wukong used the "World in His Sleeves" he learned from Zhenyuan to collect his house and luggage. He couldn't help but curse in his heart: Why do he always feel a bit like a mother?
However, looking at this group of noisy family members eating well and sleeping soundly, it seems... Not bad?
We haven't reached the Western Heaven yet... Have we become a Buddha?
Also known as "Wukong: This Buddhist scripture learning group will be separated without me!"
Purpose: Putting down the butcher knife may not necessarily lead to Buddhahood, but picking up the spoon can also lead to enlightenment