Also known as "After I Transformed into a Badass, I Bind a Knight" and "Everyday Life of a Badass Blind"
I am a cursed egg. When the egg is opened, it is as big as a palm.
If I want to become a real person, I can only find a host and provide supplies through the host [essence, energy, and spirit].
So, I decided to find the most beautiful, caring, and most talkative person in this absurd and broken world.
In the vast sea of people, I spotted that man at a glance.
He had a gentle demeanor, a smile on his face, and gentle kindness all over his body.
I secretly rejoiced: Very good, the caring man has decided to be you!
In order to make him willing to support me, I told him a big lie. I told him that I was a magic egg that could make wishes come true. As long as he supported me well, any wish would come true.
He smiled and touched his chin and said, "Okay, then I'll leave it to you."
I felt happy: I got it!
However, after being exposed to it for a while, I became numb.
I found that all the people he helped ended up dying at his hands.
The smile is fake, the gentleness is a knife, and behind the laughter is ruthless slaughter.
Last second: Hahahaha, hello~
Next second: Ah, it's useless~
Blood splattered three feet high! ! !
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I'm a little scared. After all, how can I realize any wish?
This broken egg of mine has trouble even turning into a human being!
Hiss! If he finds out that I lied to him, and finds out that I can't realize my wish at all...
Will he also break me into pieces like "Oh, it's useless"? !
Uh--how can this be good? !
How about... Change another one?
However, as soon as the idea came to mind, the back of the neck was pinched by "Baji".
The man bent his eyes, smiled softly, and said in a caring tone: "Nakko-chan~ What are you doing secretly?"
Uh uh uh uh uh uh... I couldn't help but shake into a sieve.
Dead, dead, dead, he called me Jiang. The last person he called Jiang was still drooping his neck and bleeding!
So scary Σ(°ロ°)
Intention: Live well and love you slowly