Uchiha Monster Pa

Introduction: Uchiha Obito was born in a rural supernatural world. There are monsters, ghosts, gods, zombies and city gods in this world... When he gets up every morning, he must first put three sticks of incense on the coffin in the bedroom. After feeding the coffin and burping in the coffin, he can go out and start living his day. Inside the coffin is a thousand-year-old zombie. The great mage Namikaze Minato who went to the countryside to teach in the town said that the object was unknown, and Obito's eyebrows were haunted by the disaster of blood, and he must get rid of the coffin as soon as possible. Obito doesn't want to. His parents have long since died, and the old zombie in the coffin who claims to be Obito's ancestor is his only remaining relative in the world. Obito also had a dead childhood sweetheart. One day, she entrusted Obito with a dream, saying that because she had done good deeds before her death, the Six Paths were impressed by her and made her the local city god. She asked Obito to build a small city god temple for her, so that they could meet in dreams in the future. Obito thought this was good. He was grateful to the legendary immortal named Six Paths. One day. On the way home from the Chenghuang Temple, he encountered a long Wong Tai Sin. It stood up, clenched its hands into fists, and begged him for a seal. "Do you think I am a human being or a god?" Weasel's voice was deep and powerful, and Obito said: "I think you look like a distant brother I have never met..." As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Xian transformed into a human form and sat on the ground with a confused expression. He was a twelve-year-old boy with long hair and a figure-swathed pattern. He looked at Obito with a dull expression and said, "Huh???" Obito happily took him home and said, "Hi, I have a younger brother now..." He has a grandfather, a wife, and a younger brother... Obito really has hope in his life. Huang Taixian sighed helplessly in Obito's arms and said, "Well, I decided to come to you to ask for the title... It's probably my misfortune... This is my mistake." "My name is Itachi." He cleared his throat and said, "Please take good care of me in the future, brother." Another day to pick up the yellow fairy and take it home. Obito was sitting at home when he heard a knock on the door. A white snake wearing a small red hood sat at the door of his house and knocked on his door with the tip of its tail. "Hi - friend! I heard that you can transform a demon into an immortal - come on, do you think I am a human or an immortal???" Obito grabbed White Snake by the neck and said, "Let's go... There's no way you would block the door of other people's homes while they were going to work and make irresponsible remarks!" White Snake looked at him innocently, circled twice, flicked the tip of its tail, and said, "Okay, if you insist on saying that... I'm sorry! I'll come find you again in the evening." Night. White Snake climbed onto Obito's pillow, wrapped around his neck, and said sweetly: "Hey - do you think I look like a human or an immortal???" "I see you like a little white-haired man who obeys my words - oh, oh, oh, don't touch the board of my grandfather's coffin!!! Be careful of him pretending to be a corpse - I was wrong, you are the Sage of Six Paths! Brother! You are just like the Sage of Six Paths!" A flash of eyes flashed. The snake fairy wearing a red robe smiled and sat on the board of Grandpa Obito's coffin and nodded to Obito. "Good boy - I will come to you to repay your kindness." Before Snake Immortal left, he left a small clay doll of Ryukaku Immortal on the board of Grandpa Obito's coffin. When Obito was putting incense on the coffin every day, he would break off a piece of it and give it to the little clay doll to eat. The little weasel brother he picked up told him that this guy should be regarded as the guardian of the family in the future. "I could have been your protector... It's all your fault for talking nonsense." Xiao Huangxian scolded him for looking very serious and cute. Obito said: "Ah, what's the use of me protecting the Immortal? It's no use." A younger brother is cuter... One day. Itachi picked up a new brother for him. A lone eagle. Itachi named him Sasuke. "He is a god who came down to earth to endure calamities... I am not too worried about his safety. I will take care of him through the transformation period before letting him go to the human world." As Xiao Huangxian said this, Obito glanced at his wallet and thought to himself that he might have to work another job in the future to be able to support two people at home. Obito now has two jobs. His first job was running errands at an art gallery. His predecessor was a yellow-haired sculpture artist. His predecessor's predecessor was a scorpion spirit with extremely high cultivation and profound magic power, and he was also a sculpture artist... This job pays him 3,000 yuan a month. He also has a second job. The second job was as a nanny for Minato Namikaze, who went to the countryside to work as a teacher. Namikaze Minato claimed that he was a great master who practiced in the Xuanmen authentic sect, and he still had a certificate. He came to teach now so that he could later go back and run for Xuanmen headmaster and accumulate moral capital. Obito doesn't quite believe this. Because the son of the Xuanmen Archmage is completely a vixen who can't transform... Obito takes the little vixen to and from school every day, and also cooks and washes clothes for him. The salary for this job is relatively high, depending on how much extra money Minato Namikaze earns this month. Minato himself lived on the salary of a supporting teacher, and all the money he earned from doing things for people outside was shared between Obito and Naruto. So Obito is very interested in Namikaze Minato's extra-money business. Every day, he would post everywhere on the Internet to promote that he had an authentic Taoist master reserve here to undertake all kinds of weddings and weddings and to provide services of catching and exorcising demons. The combined money from these two jobs was just enough to support Obito and the little yellow fairy Uchiha Itachi at home, but it was unable to support the lone eagle Sasuke that Itachi brought home, which was said to be a lone eagle that came to earth from the gods and experienced calamities. Obito can only find a third job. The boss of his third job was a cripple... The lame man's name is Nagato. Nagato said: "I have a big plan - let's go rob the tomb!" Obito: "Ah????" Anyway. This is Uchiha Obito, an ordinary little person, living his peaceful life every day in this ordinary world. Concept: Naruto Kaiden