[Boss Boss x Funny Female Blogger]
Donglin City has a developed economy and is tolerant and open. After sharing bicycles, sharing power banks, and sharing umbrellas, a "sharing boyfriend" business appeared in front of the cinema. A row of 1.8-Meter handsome men in suits and ties stood at the door of the cinema, letting people rent them.
Liu Li took a fancy to the "boyfriend" next to a young grandmother at a glance. She stepped forward and asked sweetly: "Sister, is this handsome guy your rented shared boyfriend?"
An Youzhi frowned and was about to speak. Grandma took the lead:
"That's right! The handsome guy I just rented, little girl, scan the QR code and add WeChat. Let's fight together to be a hero?"
After being forced to join this weirdo, An Youzhi received a lot of attention on time every day.
Lizi: [Did Mr. An eat it?
Lizi: [Is Mr. An asleep?
One night, she even posted a message on WeChat Moments: "Ahhh! Muscular man, remember, it was my strong self-control that allowed you to avoid an online harassment!"
An Youzhi lowered his head and looked at his eight-pack abs.
………
An Youzhi also discovered that there were countless men around her.
No. 1: An ancient novel: "Willows reflect the green mountains, and pear blossoms hide evening birds. Miss Liuli, you are as clear as glass, would you like to have dinner with me?"
No. 2: The sunny and cheerful big boy: "Sister, I have a ball game this afternoon. Do you want to come and watch? Let me perform for you!
No. 3: The charming long-haired literary man: "Ms. Liu, the angle at which the knife and fork fell on the steak is the origin of accidental and absurd free will. What is my epistemological stance and experience%@? ,...# I am dialectically unified with you. I have no sense of alienation from you. "
An You laughed.
Just run away after fishing, right?
How can there be such a good thing in the world?
Reading guide:
1. Non-buying article, 1v1, double C, relaxed tone
2. The female protagonist has a controlled appearance, is occasionally flirtatious, and often gets oral pleasure.
3. "Sharing boyfriends" is a serious industry that has existed in reality. It is probably about accompanying people to watch movies. It does not involve gray functions, and the male protagonist is not a shared boyfriend.
The copy was written at 12 noon on June 9, 2025
Purpose: (tentative) pick up dignity
