Lingdu Bureau, with the mission of protecting the people of the world, has built a special processing department to harmonize the coexistence of immortals, demons, humans and ghosts. There is a well-known gossip inside. Director Wu Fenyu has a nemesis who has been dead for four thousand years, the Immortal King Qi Zhaoming.
On the third day after Wu Fenyu ascended to heaven, the two had an earth-shattering fight in the heaven, and thus the famous incompatible combination in heaven was born.
The two fought for six hundred and eighty years, and during the turmoil of heaven and earth, they fought for another one hundred and thirty years, and then, there was no more.
Qi Zhaoming is dead.
He disappeared without a trace. All the immortals agreed that the Immortal Lord Du'e was dead, and his subordinates set up a tomb for him on a hilltop somewhere in the world.
On the first day when the tomb was erected, it was dug open. The person who did this immoral thing was Wu Fenyu, who had been named Tianzun.
Wu Fenyu: You can pretend to be dead and disappear, but you can't continue to quarrel with me?
Immortals: Oh?
Therefore, there are unofficial records that Tianzun hated the immortal king so much that he even cursed him in front of his grave.
No one knows how deep Tianzun's hatred is. They only know that Tianzun goes to dig the grave every year.
No one knew that Wu Fenyu would lie in an empty coffin with only his clothes, recalling the night before the man disappeared.
Dim candlelight, warm and fragrant red tent. The Immortal Lord, who is usually as cold as celadon, has trembling eyelashes and even the corners of his mouth are hot.
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In the fourth millennium after the tomb was established, airplanes replaced flying swords. Wu Fenyu went to dig the grave as usual, but Qi Zhaoming climbed out from the hill next door.
Qi Zhaoming survived, but his bones were rotten and he was unconscious.
Wu Fenyu gritted his teeth and dug three feet into the ground to find me for so many years. When he wakes up, he will make you look good!
The man woke up, blind and slightly deaf but unable to speak.
Qi Zhaoming held his hand, squeezed his arm, and touched his neck.
Wu Fenyu took the opportunity to tell a series of tongue twisters, but Qi Zhaoming pinched his Adam's apple.
My five senses are back, but my body is brittle and my spiritual power is gone.
Qi Zhaoming: What a terrible soup. Which dynasty and generation's tomb was used as a funerary object?
Wu Fenyu: I just added some wolfberry, angelica, astragalus, Codonopsis, Chuanxiong, Atractylodes, Poria and licorice. Stop talking nonsense and drink it quickly.
My spiritual power was restored and I wanted to leave, but I couldn't.
Qi Zhaoming: Your cooking is too unpalatable, I want to run away from home.
Wu Fenyu: Okay, put this on.
One day, everyone in the Lingdu Bureau saw a plain beauty appearing in the director's office, wearing a limited edition bracelet from the Technical Department of the Lingdu Bureau.
An employee: Why is your bracelet so red?
Qi Zhaoming: Because there is a monitoring device inside.
After all kinds of entanglements, thousands of loves and hates, Qi Zhaoming still chose to leave. Wu Fenyu asked angrily: Give me a reason, why? !
Qi Zhaoming: I'm pregnant, and the baby doesn't seem to be yours.
Wu Fenyu: Huh?
Golden Crow Attack × Qingluan Shou
The crazy but tough-talking Tianzun Demon Bird Gong who is looking for a wife vs the autistic but cold-humored Xianjun Lingniao Shou who has been locked up for too long
Reading guide:
1. Appear in Chapter 3 of Attack and Shou, pseudo-rivals and real lovers, Shuang Jie 1v1, HE. Later, there is a situation of pregnant women and laying eggs, and the child is born between them!
2. The opening chapter has a modern narrative, including daily life and fighting monsters.
3. The fairy settings include references and some are made up. There are many private settings and common sense is mostly fabricated and self-righteous. Don't take it seriously~!
Purpose: Adapt to modern life and maintain physical and mental health
Reader comments
God, the scenes in the novel are so attractive
Is the heroine so childish? The so-called fulfillment is just a routine? I hate this kind of achievement that I think is great~~ Conversations with others should be recorded! What a shame
Congratulations on the completion! Finished spreading flowers! !
God, the scenes in the novel are so attractive
Is the heroine so childish? The so-called fulfillment is just a routine? I hate this kind of achievement that I think is great~~ Conversations with others should be recorded! What a shame
Congratulations on the completion! Finished spreading flowers! !