Rock singer Qi Shu accidentally inherited an old-fashioned paper shop.
He thought the scariest thing was the room full of paper objects, but he didn't expect that the biggest legacy bug was Bai Si, the stupid ghost who played tricks every day and was determined to kill him.
Hanging himself, jumping into a river, carrying a chainsaw to imitate a murderer... His moves are ridiculously crude, and their lethality is basically zero.
Qi Shu got tired of his poor performance and gave him an iPad filled with 500 horror movies.
"Go to further education and learn something high-end."
Since then, Bai Si has unlocked a new daily routine. A full-time cosplay horror movie boss, he is dedicated to learning how to kill people. He must notify in advance every time and come to the door on time to "claim life".
In Bai Si's mind, Qi Shu is the enemy he carries an obsession with and must get rid of.
He was trapped in the paper shop for many years, and his only thought was revenge.
Identify the new owner of the paper-making shop as your target, and he will punch in and assassinate him every day.
Even though this man is not afraid of ghosts, does not avoid them, and patiently guides him in his scary business, he is still so obsessed with it that he is so serious that it is a bit funny.
It was just that after struggling day after day, his revenge was not avenged. Instead, his mind was filled with the figure of Qi Shu.
Bai Si: Tomorrow I will follow Sadako's example and climb on the TV to kill you!
Qi Shu: No TV.
Bai Si: Buy.
Bai Si: Recreate the famous scene of Sister Jia! Turn off your shower!
Qi Shu:? ! Did you peek at me taking a shower?
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One day, the boy next door warmly invited Qi Sui to take a bath in the river.
Qi Shu: OK, I understand. You want to cosplay Ms. Chu today, right?
Bai Si: I can't sing. When I come out of the water later, can you help me with the background music?
Qi Shu:……. OK.
Ever since, Brother Kid saw such a scene. On the gloomy water, a male ghost slowly stretched out his hand... Not far away, there was an extremely perfunctory ghost cry and wolf howl.
Brother Xiaozi cried and Qi Shu was happy. He actually experienced Bai Si's happiness. However, he didn't understand very much.
Qi Shu: We have no grievances, why are you chasing me to kill me?
Bai Si: I don't know, maybe you deserve to be killed?
Qi Shu:? ? ? ?
After a heart-to-heart conversation, Qi Shu finally realized...
Damn it! This idiot killed the wrong target and recognized the wrong person!
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1. 1V1, double clean, no slicing
2. The person you want to kill is not the one you want to kill, it's the wrong person.
3. Unlucky young couple, both are unlucky, and the humor has a sense of life-threatening absurdity.
4. Supernatural and metaphysics dominate, and Chinese folk customs are used. Reading experience varies from person to person. You may find it funny or scary (?) Anyway, just watch it for fun, don't take it too seriously.
5. The protagonist has no prototype. The place names, magic spells, and metaphysical knowledge involved in the article are all fictional settings, so pay attention to screening. Everything is for plot purposes, please do not imitate artistically processed products.
6. If you like it, please collect it! ! !
(The copy was screenshot archived on May 25, 2026)
Concept: All things have animism
