No One Told Me That the Object of the Calamity Was a Monk.

The abstinent paranoid monk attacks the sexy green tea Yue Lao Shou Have you ever seen people having sex after drinking, or have you ever seen people pulling red strings on themselves after drinking? After Yue Lao Chai Shu got drunk, he turned his marriage tree into a rice dumpling. When he woke up, he was already in the mortal world and became an infant. The immortal official of Si Ming smiled and relayed: "The Emperor of Heaven said that you can only return to your throne after all the tribulations have been completed." It's okay, don't panic, just sorting out the lines is a piece of cake, but when it came to the last line, he was dumbfounded. One end of the line is engraved: Buddha and Baichuan, and the other end: Yuelao Chaishu. Great, he had to build a tomb for himself in advance so that his immortal friends would not have anywhere to pay their respects after his death. But soon, he stopped being frightened and his eyes changed: Why not strike first? "Master~" Chai Shu walked along the rope to the meditation room and approached Baichuan who was chanting sutras with his eyes closed. He said in a light voice: "Now I will count with my fingers, you will be in trouble in this mortal world." Baichuan's expression did not change, his hand twisting the beads paused slightly: "Stop talking nonsense." Chai Shu's smile deepened, and he twisted the red thread around his fingertips. "It's true. Monks don't lie. Master, you owe me a love relationship." Later, Baichuan broke the precepts for him, returned to secular life for him, and shed his Buddha's light for him. However, he escaped back to the cave on the night of the calamity and has not been able to leave the house since then. He euphemistically called it: retreat. Heavenly Palace Banquet, My close friend Bai Ling whispered: "I heard that the living King of Hell in the Nine Heavens has recently gone through the book of reincarnation in the underworld ninety-nine and eighty-one times. I don't know which unlucky guy offended him, but he didn't even spare his soul." Chai Shu, who was playing with the red rope, suddenly had a smile on his face - there was a sudden heat in his wrist, and the phantom that he had cut off for a hundred years continued to come from the unknown end, chasing his soul and seeking his life... It's over! Chai Shu greased the soles of his feet and ran very fast. Later, it was said that if you heard the ringing of bells on the wedding night, it was the blessing of a good match by Yue Lao. Little did he know that the bell was originally tied to one person, and whether it would ring or not would all depend on that person's thoughts. Intention: Big love and small love