Beauty Snake, but Fool

As we all know, pet snakes are stupid and stupid, even if they are monks' pet snakes, there will be no difference. Qingyuzhu is a stupid pet snake that only learned shape-shifting and a few spells under the support of heavenly materials and earthly treasures. After the previous master emerged, he fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up again, the sky collapsed! The big demon (accented) became illiterate in an instant. What are these humans talking about? What is a traffic light? What is a car? What is an ID card? What is a mobile phone? What's the phone number? What is Alipay? What is a police officer? Alzheimer's disease is... Wait, why do these humans call snakes dementia for no reason? ! Is there any justice in heaven? Qingyuzhu was angry for only three seconds, and then softened: Garlic bird, garlic bird, it is too complicated to be a human being, so let's continue to be a pet. He changed back to his original form, used his remaining demonic power to teleport himself to the beautiful house he caught sight of, and slid in gracefully. This human being, would you like to raise a snake? After finally securing his position as the head of the Qiao family, Qiao Zhao took a temporary vacation for himself based on the advice of his psychiatrist and moved into a suburban villa that he had never lived in before to recuperate. On the third day of his stay, a sapphire-colored snake crawled into his house in front of him. The person who was afraid of snakes immediately prepared to notify the real estate agent, but before the call was dialed, his eyes flashed and the snake turned into a long-haired young man with beautiful features. Qiao Zhao: "?!" The young man spoke slowly: "Are you willing to raise a snake? I will only eat a little bit, and you can play with it as you like." Qiao Zhao: "?" The young man thought for a while and added: "I feel good, really." Qiao Zhao: "???" Wait, is this still a scientific society? First meeting in small theater Qing Yuzhu (seriously): I want something. Qiao Zhao (Intuition calls the police frantically... If you want a boy or a girl, you still need your heart, liver, spleen and lungs... Keep calm and be vigilant): Please tell me. Qing Yuzhu (expanding a poster with a bang): Do you have money? I want to eat this. Qiao Zhao (looking at Crazy Thursday and falling into silence):... #Is there something wrong with this snake demon or is there something wrong with me# Snake Raising in Small Theater Qiao Zhao (grabbing the snake's long hair): Why do you always go in and out when you sleep at night? Qingyuzhu (of course): You can't stay in there all the time, it's very hot. Qiao Zhao:...... Secretary (OS) who passed by by accident: It's so awesome to discuss this in a clear sky and in a clear day! It was night, and Qingyuzhu, which had been warmed by human body temperature, crawled out of bed, cooled down and crawled back again. Qiao Zhao was awakened again by Bing Liang Ichijo:... ​#Forget it##Can I still throw away the snake I raised?# Reading instructions: 1. A sweet love story, the CP is stupid beauty snake gong 2. Don't join those who control the party to the extreme. Don't join the party that controls the party to the extreme. Don't join the party that controls the party to the extreme! Comments on "Demolition of Nimeng" will be deleted if you see them. If the author doesn't see it, please make good use of it and report it. 3. Others are not mined. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please click the cross directly. 4. The comment section has been opened, please make a friendly comment Purpose: Love life