Today, the tree hole column of the Xiling bulletin board received this anonymous submission:
I had just been demoted and my spiritual power was almost useless. Farming, raising dogs, and cooking every day, life is pure and trouble-free.
I originally thought that I would be able to live in retirement for the rest of my life, until I kindly helped my colleagues to work overtime, but I accidentally bumped into my ex-husband who was stabbed to death in the back 80 years ago and had a bloody feud.
There is only one word in my mind - run!
Run!
Run...
But why can he catch me wherever I go? !
Today, eighty years later, every morning, I look at this handsome face that should have turned into bones long ago and wake me up with a smile, and say: "Come and try the crab roe tofu I made."
... Is my ex-husband a human or a ghost? !
There is a milk dog at home:
"I suspect you are just here to show off your ex-husband's cooking skills and handsome face."
I only have one word "fen" (there is a photo of Xiaoshuai on the homepage):
"When you break up, break it off completely. Even if you look as handsome as the Demon King, don't waver, okay?"
Never look at faces (Entrepreneurship Edition):
"If you look like Demon Lord Pei Cangming... Career is not that important."
Xiling Shudong Management Group A:
"Sir, we are in the emotional section here. Why do I feel that you need to go to the supernatural section..."
Reply from the original poster:
"What if... He is the dead Pei Cangming?"
Everyone:
...? You'd better go to the supernatural zone
(First person in the introduction, third person in the text)
Purpose: Cherish the people you love around you