Wen Sisi traveled into the world of dog-blood literature.
But it's not scary to travel through a book. What's scary is to travel into a book that you haven't updated yet, and become the male protagonist's love rival - the cannon fodder male lead who is responsible for "forced love" to the female protagonist.
Wen Sisi thought this was the ultimate nightmare of the book-wearer, until a cold system voice sounded in her head:
[Ding! An attempt by the host to mess up was detected. Please randomly trigger the following lines to ensure the smooth progress of the plot.
[Line 1: "Woman, don't even think about running away from me!"]
[Line 2: "Even if I can't get your heart, I still want to get your person!"]
[Line 3: "You scream! Even if your throat breaks, no one will come to save you!"]
Wen Sisi:......
Why did she write such shameful lines in the first place!
In order not to be obliterated by the character collapse system, she stands up like a human every day, puts out classic quotes in front of the male and female protagonists, runs all the way on the male and female protagonists' track, and occasionally makes "forced love" to the female protagonist.
It can be said that she did everything that cannon fodder should do, and even did everything that she shouldn't do.
She is so dedicated, she thought, I will personally press the head of this CP, it should be done, right?
But things started to get weird——
She blocked the heroine in a corner and read her lines according to the script. The heroine did not cry, but asked her with a blushing face: "When will you come next time?"
She followed the script and competed with the male protagonist. Instead of beating her, the male protagonist stared at her with complicated eyes: "You really want to attract my attention?"
Until one day, the system suddenly popped up a warning: [Warning! Neither the male or female protagonist's favorability standards are up to standard, and the plot deviation degree is: 99%... Unknown variables detected... Zi...]
Wen Sisi's eyes darkened.
From then on, as long as she was present, the heroine would abandon the hero and run towards her, while the hero's eyes were locked on her, and his eyes clearly said:
"Can't men?"
[On the outside, she is a serious man and machine, but in reality, she is a funny female protagonist. On the surface, she is a bitch but in reality, she is a slutty male protagonist.]
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Reading guide:
1. It's a woman pretending to be a man, it's a woman pretending to be a man, it's a woman pretending to be a man! Repeat important things three times!
2. Before the heroine fell off the horse, she was a purely funny woman, and she made complaints without any malice.
3. The male protagonist has background properties.
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Copywriting of "Winning by relying on rice spiritual roots in the era of writing":
Yao Jinyin choked to death on a white-faced steamed bun.
In her previous life, she was a little beggar who had eaten her last meal in the world of cultivation. She finally squeezed her head to join the Immortal Sect, but the first meal became her last.
When she opened her eyes again, the steamed bun she had bitten was hanging in front of her eyes and scolding her:
"You gave me a bite as soon as I woke up?!"
Yao Jinyin looked at it expressionlessly, then looked at his adobe house with bare walls and the patched cotton-padded jacket on his body.
The sky collapse begins.
What's more terrible is that she also awakened the rice spirit root, which is useless in this era of lack of food and clothing.
After three seconds of silence, he stood up, looked for a rope, and hung himself on the crooked tree.
"I reopened."
"Wait a minute!!" Steamed Bun flew up and caught her sleeve, "I am the system! I am the golden finger! I can make you rich!"
Yao Jinyin stopped and looked down at the fat, white steamed bun.
Licking his lips, his eyes were slightly red: "But... I'm hungry now."
Bai Xi:......
Didn't you just take a bite of me before you died?
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In this era of scarcity of food and clothing, everyone laughed at Yao Jinyin for spending money indiscriminately, only buying sugar and oil that could not fill his stomach, and he would starve to death sooner or later.
But as time passed, everyone realized something was wrong.
That little girl, who was as thin as a stick, slowly gained weight on her face, and she looked better than anyone else.
Later, she opened a small pastry shop on the busiest street corner in the county.
No one thought highly of this little orphan girl who had not finished her meal.
Until one day, people passing by were attracted by the overbearing and sweet smell.
Today we have pork floss and scallops, and tomorrow we have snowflake crisps.
They are all novelties that I have never heard of before.
But once you enter the store, no one can come out empty-handed.
The business was getting more and more prosperous, but the guys found that the landlady always ran to the kitchen and stayed there for half a day.
When I come out, my face is always red.
Someone with sharp eyes saw clearly the "helper" in the kitchen——
Thin skin and tender meat, delicate features and beautiful eyes, almost too good-looking to be real.
Later, everyone knew that the proprietress of the pastry shop hugged a man and gnawed on him every day.
From the neck to the face.
It is said that every time before being bitten, the man would close his eyes in despair:
"Have you decided on what snacks to make today? If you still use me for experiments, I will... I will run away from home!"
Intention: Three hundred and sixty, and become the number one scholar in the field
