Danmei author attacks a straight man's vagina
(Actually, Gong is not a person) x (First person Shou)
It's probably like a gay guy who loves to pretend to be sexy meets a straight guy who loves to pretend to be sexy.
Sui Li x Yu Hanzhi
Received a forum request for help
Poster (anonymous):
My partner jumped off a building in front of me and gave me his assets for free. Do I want to take it back? Are there any risks if I accept it?
User 248921 (anonymous):
Some brothers are out of pure malice. You will be killed soon. They will take your ID card and take out a loan with three small goals. Finally, they will trick you into going to xx Park to engage in electronic fraud. Didn't I wake up? I saw someone was daydreaming.
The poster (anonymous) replied to user 248921 (anonymous):
6 Then just enjoy it one day at a time.
Unexpectedly, I couldn't enjoy it for a whole day, and I was hit and killed just after I went out.
After reopening.
Straight man: What? You're not dead.
Straight man's yp partner: Ah, it's great to see you. You're also very happy, right Xiaozhi.
After restarting N times.
Straight men laugh and say that it is not terrible to die. The worst case scenario is to be reincarnated and go to a good family. It is not terrible to not be able to go to a good family, but I am afraid that I will die like a bug. I will restart the life of a poor person with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan and strive until I am thirty. Hahahaha. It turns out that you are still here, Suili. What should I say? Do you have to do it again?
Sui Li: What, this time you don't claim that you are loyal to straight men and cold and arrogant, but you are gay?
Straight Man: I'm tired honey, let's skip this quickly!
Things to know before reading:
This work has elements of supernatural phenomena and strange powers and chaos. An example is probably the transition from a grounded martial arts to an overhead fairy tale.
This setting is entirely to serve the construction of the relationship between the protagonists. Any similarity is purely coincidental.
Mission: Be honest and do things in a down-to-earth manner.