Boss, If You Want a Wife, Don't [Wear It Quickly]

Shi Min traveled through time. Bad news: the clothes didn't come with me. The good news: it's soul penetration, so you don't need to use your own body to complete the task. Even better news: In every mission world, he met good people! [The first world: A young anchor is attacked by a x water pipe repairman] Shi Min had to call him "good brother" hundreds of times in front of the camera every day until the new roommate moved in and used the tools in the tool box to repair all the objects of harassment, leaving Shi Min alone. Shi Min: Wow! The world suddenly became peaceful, he is such a good person! [Second World: Humans who want to become vixens to repay their kindness are attacked by real vixens] Shi Min's life was saved by a kind-hearted fox. In order to repay the fox's life-saving grace, he planned to pledge himself to learn how to become a vixen. Unexpectedly, the fox had a special physique. In order to get in touch with him early, he became obsessed with it, and actually split into two people on the physical level. Shi Min: I almost became a scumbag who had two different things to do. He saved me and turned into a human for me. He is such a good person! [The third world: stingy and self-aware lychee flavor alpha attack x smiling tiger heather flavor alpha attack] [The fourth world: The seductive green tea husband is attacked by a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted Orion] [The fifth world: The unreasonable scientist in the end of the world is attacked by x shameless vines] [The Sixth World: A sunny and healthy college student is attacked by a dank real ghost] [The Seventh World: The heart-throb young master is attacked by a boss who is chasing his wife in a wheelchair] The author wants to say: 1. Both the attacker and the recipient of this article voluntarily come together, one is willing to pretend to be a good person, and the other is willing to believe that he is a good person. 2. Gong is the same person from beginning to end. 3. All plots are fictional, please do not bring them into reality. [Please collect the pre-received articles] [The following is the pre-receipt copy, not the copy of this article. If you are not interested, you don't need to scroll down] ↓↓↓ "I want to go ashore!" ! ! An electronic sound appeared in everyone's mind, the fog descended, all land disappeared, and the world started the "Great Navigation" mode. Each player starts with a canoe, floating on the boundless sea. Only by constantly fishing for treasure chests on the seabed can they obtain survival materials and upgrade props, and finally get the possibility of landing ashore. While everyone was struggling to paddle, a yacht passed through the crowd. A young man on the bow of the boat, wearing beach clothes and sunglasses, was sunbathing. There was a mermaid serving him tea and water next to him. Everyone:? ? %&￥＊! ! ———— As soon as Zhou Qiao opened his eyes, he heard the system announcing that the "Great Navigation" era was coming, and who could finally get ashore would depend entirely on strength. When others got experience points and didn't know which upgrade direction to choose, Zhou Qiao closed his eyes and directly filled up the "luxury" points. When others dared not open the treasure chest under the sea for fear of the monster jumping out of it, Zhou Qiao pushed a mutated octopus into the water, "Don't be afraid, watch me drown it!" When the canoe was upgraded to a two-person boat and everyone was still quarreling and did not dare to form a team, Zhou Qiao fished a mermaid from the bottom of the sea and asked him to launch it into the water every day to push the boat as fast as an electric propeller. Someone asked Zhou Qiao why the upper body of this mermaid was a fish and the lower body was a human. Zhou Qiao deeply felt that people's aesthetics are different. He only felt that people who raised such questions were noisy. "The reason why I am able to go ashore is because of my unique vision and aesthetics that are far beyond the world." - Zhou Qiao, a successful person who has gone ashore. —— When Zhou Qiao caught a mermaid for the first time, he couldn't speak and didn't have his own name. Zhou Qiao simply named him after his own surname with the same sound as him. He called it "Zhou Yu" for the first time, and the mermaid swung its tail and walked away. Thinking that this might be a foreign mermaid, calling him "Fish Fillet Week" for the second time, the mermaid capsizes the boat. Zhou Qiao lost his patience, took out his knife and asked him if he would like to be called "Zhou Pian". The mermaid shook her tail and agreed. Later, the mermaid slowly learned to speak and took on a human form. She pressed him down and turned him over every night on the pretext of not liking his name. Only then did Zhou Qiao understand what "tit for retaliation" meant. [Strength can produce miracles·Recklessness will do the trick·Little lunatic suffers] Intention: Have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering love. With love, the world will become a better tomorrow.