I, Jiuquan Mountain, a tomb that was returned by the Forgotten River, was tricked into entering the Magic Academy by a comic plane manager one day.
It said: "You can live and die here."
I believed it.
Result——
**This must be a mental hospital party! **
Special Admissions Brochure
★Senior brother is a howling sun dragon. He always advises me to cultivate immortality: "Junior brother! I'm afraid you will be poisoned to death by yourself!" (My mouth has been opened, it's purple)
★The roommate specializes in transfiguration. A sip of the orange juice he is handed can turn him into a three-day dove/crusu tentacle/beauty and the beast/... (Note: He also has the formula for Starry Sky Pie hidden in his cloak)
★The finale of the welcome party: the seniors performed "Stone Lion's Late Night Talk Show" (later I found out that it was a living person)
Warm reminder
1. Our hospital does not provide regular teachers and students, but it provides the white-haired senior sister's fake bangs purchase service (the wind was too strong and it blew away)
2. The countdown to the protagonist's enrollment is 365 days, so it is recommended to prepare quick-acting heart-saving pills (currently the villain reserves have occupied the cafeteria)
3. No CP! But you are welcome to take CP - all you get is fateful friendship (90-degree bow)
[Dean Jiuquanshan's diary]
Day 1: I want to go back to the grave.
The next day: Shishi asked me to borrow shampoo.
Day N: ... Damn, that's a bit high.
They asked me how I survived.
People can at least but not... Live like a human being.
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Jinjiang Unique, also known as "On the Correct Management Method of the Villain Academy", "Me and My Mental Alumni" and "How to Not Assimilate in the Special Edition of the Psycho Villain Reserve"
Click to harvest today's special deformation (recipe is random, may contain sun flavor/pigeon hair/stone lion saliva)
Intention: How can you know if you don't try it?
