White-cut black man with beautiful martial arts and advanced flower attack×bad idiot who doesn't understand and is obsessed with koi carp
"[Li Long] Guide to Binding Enemies in Jianghu"
——On how to join hands with your mortal enemy to bring down the entire martial arts world
In the cold winter of that year, Long Xiaoyun accidentally saved a man. Only after the man woke up did Long Xiaoyun learn that——
This person is the enemy and creditor who will destroy his family and die without any body parts according to the prophecy of the Clay Bodhisattva - Li Xunhuan! ! !
Long Xiaoyun wished he could dump the man immediately. But the man clung to him like a piece of brown candy! ! !
The man swore to repay his kindness, insisting on becoming brothers with Long Xiaoyun, and insisting on taking Long Xiaoyun home.
Long Xiaoyun tried his best to refuse, but——
No more rejection.
The man wanted to give up his fiancée to Long Xiaoyun, but Long Xiaoyun only thought that the other party was probably a pig-killer, so he firmly refused.
The fiancée, who looked gentle and gentle, also brought a pot of poisonous wine, hoping to kill Long Xiaoyun.
Who would have thought that after drinking a pot of poisoned wine, he and Li Xunhuan detoxified it by gnawing at it, and tied a red rope of "marriage" that they couldn't get rid of - the miracle doctor said this thing was called the knot of life and death, and they had to eat and sleep together for a hundred days!
Long Xiaoyun's hands trembled slightly: God is going to kill me! ! !
What's even worse is that this "life and death friend" Li Xunhuan is full of mystery. He hid the fragments of the golden silk armor from the front, carried scars with plum blossoms on his back, and was able to chop out a three-foot-high "wrong" character when he was drunk with a sword in the snow.
When Long Xiaoyun pulled someone out of the assassins for the 108th time, he finally realized: These are not sworn brothers, they are clearly sent by Heaven to defeat him!
Jianghu doesn't care about your love, hate, or grudges. Qinglonghui is thinking about the imperial seal, Xueyilou is greedy for "Lianhua Baojian", even Long Xiaoyun, that naughty boy, dares to hold up a poisonous dagger and shout "Stab Uncle Li to death and send dad to the throne". The most amazing thing is that a blind fortune teller made a calculation with his fingers: "The intertwined natal charts of the two are more messy than the thread in the hand of the embroiderer. It is recommended that they be buried together."
So the headlines of Jianghu Daily changed every day:
"Surprise!" Li Tanhua cut out the heart and took blood and turned out to be an old enemy"
"Explode!" Mr. Long Si broke into the palace at night and asked to sleep with him because he was afraid of the dark.
"Urgent! Peacock Villa collapsed! Quickly see who Tan Hwa Lang blocks the arrow for"
When the coffin that was buried together eighteen years ago was really dug up, when the imperial seal shone in the Long family's ancestral tomb, when Li Xunhuan's flying knife missed the opponent's throat for the hundredth time... Quan Wulin finally went crazy: What kind of sadistic love story are you two doing here? !
So——
Can these enemies solve the wedding dress embroidered with mandarin ducks in the coffin before they blow up the imperial mausoleum, anger Bai Xiaosheng to death, and harm the thirty-six sects?
(Friendly reminder: This novel is extremely bloody, logical, and the relationships between the characters are confusing. All kinds of CPs are messed up except for Long Xiaoyun and Li Xunhuan. Martial arts characters from all stages of the martial arts world appear. Readers who can accept it, sit tight and hold on tight. Let's start from the beginning..."
Intention: Do good deeds and have good intentions