Lu Yuxi, the ordinary old immortal coffee shop owner who has lived for thousands of years (actually an unemployed vagrant)
- Life creed: To survive is to win!
Relying on the ancestral (but not available) skill of "surviving enemies to death", he finally survived to the new century and lived a stable life of searching for and raising cubs (?).
Until————
The fat cat that he sent away back then looked at his house with a critical eye and said something bad: "I'll give you 100,000 yuan, hurry up and save my godson!"
Lu Yuxi:? What godson? Is dry a noun or a verb?
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For the sake of 100,000 yuan, Lu Yuxi felt that she should take the initiative. Before she could take the initiative, her "godson" came to her door quickly.
The man on the financial cover was wearing a suit and leather shoes. 183 Was condescending and looked at him with the same critical eyes as a fat cat.
"The old man's will requires me to sleep with you and give you a large sum of money." The words of the man in a suit, who looked like a dog, were as speechless as the fat cat. "Money is fine, but with all due respect, not everyone can enter the Lu family."
Lu Yuxi: "..."
Question: Why did the gadgets that I raised casually in the past become a trap for my grandparents?
Lu Yuxi: If suffering is a kind of talent^_^
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The cohabitation life was full of chaos, and all the "old friends" that Lu Yu had cherished until they were almost bald and then died were resurrected and started to have troubles.
Not only does Mr. Cat Sunba have to take care of his precarious materialistic worldview, but he is also forced to help Cat solve the crisis of being hunted——————
Trouble A is tall and mighty, and is known as Lao Longyi on the road.
Lu Yuxi (battered but struggling version): Just old dragon, I have a plug-in!
Unable to get the promised will, I decided to run away and was tricked again————
The retirement hut has become a hole in the wind, and Trouble B is waiting for help.
Lu Yuxi (poisoned but rescued version): The world is so big, I want to call for foreign help. . .
Reluctantly accepting the reality, he took over Trouble A to find a job for him. Unexpectedly, Trouble A was blown up by Trouble C——————
Go to the ghost lair and fight for the mysteriously disappeared takeaway.
Lu Yuxi (Worker Never Say Defeat Version): Nothing that an excavator can bulldoze is a big deal ^_^
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Lu Yuxi thought that the suffering of her life was enough, until she found out that the boss was actually an old friend.
Lu Yuxi: No wonder he is the hegemonic boss. It turns out that he stabbed him with a knife thousands of years ago. In this life, he was reincarnated quickly to catch up with the good times^_^
When Lu Yuxi was about to run away, the man behind him who was pretending to be asleep hugged him tightly and his voice was as soft as a sigh: "Lu Yuxi... I have never hated you."
"Don't leave me behind this time, okay?"
[Reading Tips]
1. One-to-one, double cleansing
2. Shou is the true master of life. All his attributes are focused on escaping. He is picky and stubborn but protects his shortcomings.
3. There is a reason for being stabbed
4. To be added.
Double cleansing, main acceptance
A man with average talent but who lives a long life and becomes a big boss. He is stingy and wants to fish without realizing he is being cheated. He has the ability to make money and is duplicitous but he lives in a scientific society.
Mission: Love regardless of race or age
