The Four Ex-Boyfriends Who Went to Heaven All Faked Their Corpses

Touha Mizurun has four ex-boyfriends. Not a period of time, but four relationships. Each paragraph ends with "death." The first one is gentle and calm, and smiles like an angel who can cook. I make her sandwiches every morning when I get up early, and I also write thoughtful notes to remind her not to stay up late. One day, an email was sent, saying that I was on a temporary business trip and "see you later." Then he disappeared completely as if it had been formatted by the system. The phone couldn't be reached, communications were blocked, and even his social account turned into a gray avatar. She waited for a year and went to the coffee shop he frequented for three months, but she didn't get anything. She closed the memo and said: "If you have been missing for more than a year, you will be treated as dead." The second one has a frivolous tone and off-kilter behavior. He studies the "Complete Suicide Manual" every day and has excellent lock-picking skills. His favorite love words are: "If I die, will you write an epitaph for me?" She sent him a gift on her birthday, but he didn't receive it and the original package was returned. After that, there was no news from him, leaving only bits of scrap metal and riddle-like notes. She once thought he was playing some kind of "amnesia prank" until she saw the obituary of a certain "excellent cadre". She stared at the photo for a long time and wrote calmly: "Emotional instability, high risk factor, and death will indeed occur." The third one is the lover who most resembles "White Moonlight" in her memory. He said he wanted to "create a world where spellcasters no longer mourn." In the end, he did a big job and killed an entire mountain village. She still couldn't figure out how he got to this point. But after hearing that he was killed by his best friend, she was not surprised at all. She had already judged that he would die in his so-called "idea". Then filed: "The motivation is excessive, the route is extreme, it is not expected to survive to the end, and it is judged to be death." The fourth one has a complicated background and a terrifying resume. A world-class killer, his whereabouts are secretive, his words are very controlled, and he wears a top hat and a little reptile all day long. She had already advised him to change careers, otherwise something would happen sooner or later. He smiled and said, "I will notify you in advance if something happens." One day later, there was indeed no news from him. Anyone who asked would always say, "There's no news about that guy." She nodded and said, "There is only one possibility that there is no news about the killer." So Mizuru Touha sealed and archived all four relationships and classified them as follows: Dead / Disappeared / Not Returning / Dangerous Accident [Dossier number: Termination of romantic relationship] She even wrote a summary on the last page: "The above are all invalid objects and will not be recycled." Then they all came back. The first one said: "I just went to work elsewhere temporarily." The second one said: "That day I was actually practicing breath-holding by the river." The third said: "I'm not dead yet, I just disappeared tactically." The fourth one is the most outrageous: "I'm just changing my disguise." She looked at this group of "deceptive ex-boyfriends" and smiled slightly: "Very good, then I will re-file it as [resurrection thriller drama]." She originally just wanted to be a clerk, writing files, labeling, and waiting for get off work. Who knew that four ex-boyfriends would stage a "recovery and wife-chasing Shura scene" one after another. Crazy critics sent flowers to smash the glass, and suicide enthusiasts climbed up the window and shouted "Suicide Package". The idealist writes poems and delivers letters, and the gentle ex-boyfriend learns her favorite breakfast recipe. She watched all this with an expressionless face, put the pen behind her ear, and said calmly: "Love has expired the warranty period, please do not attempt to repair it." But she didn't say she wasn't moved. He didn't say that she would never be moved again. Reading guide: 1. OOC characters belong to the author 2. Some characters in private settings and some in private settings who died in the original work are still alive. 3. Timeline confusion 4. The character's three views do not represent the author's three views 5. If you mind, please proceed with caution Purpose: All differences are about the restart of love and growth