"Guide to Quitting Alcoholism"
——Also known as "The whole world thinks I'm eating and waiting to die"
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Xiao Zui has three secrets:
1. The content in his pot is not wine, but the secret recipe of the sect that can poison the entire martial arts world;
2. The "sick brother" he talks about all day long is actually the most dangerous living weapon in the dynasty;
Three - he really came to Jianghu to quit drinking, really.
Jiang Hesheng has been very sad recently.
As a man who aspires to become a sword god, he shouldn't hang out with this drunkard, but this man can always be at the critical moment——
"Be careful with hidden weapons!" Xiao Zui rolled his sleeves.
"Thanks... Wait is this paprika?!"
"Oh, slippery hands."
When Zhu Xiaotang's mechanical duck blew up the roof for the 108th time, Xiao Zui was counting the compensation with a folding fan:
"Keep the accounts and pay them back when Jiang Hesheng becomes the sword god."
"Why?!"
"You just took three of my antidote pills."
Later, rumors spread:
The young man who always did credit in Zuixian Tower defeated the eighteen killers of Tingyu Tower with one sword;
The creditor who was chased by the Sword God to repay his debt was actually...
"Shh." Xiao Zui put the wine bottle against Jiang He's throat, "Do you know why I never get drunk?"
"Because——"
The wine soaked through the opponent's sword, quenching the cold light like a dragon's roar:
"It's this world that's drunk."
[Reading instructions]
1. It looks like a martial arts light comedy on the surface, but it contains three million tons of machinist blades.
2. All the actors are talented, the biggest villain may cry in your arms
3. The growth path of the sword god = barbecue tips + chili powder sword skills + drunkard guardian
CP
A sinister alcoholic × a hot-blooded swordsman (Xiao Zui × Jiang Hesheng)
For details about other CPs, please see each chapter "Zhu Xiaotang's Explosive Little Theater"
——I want this overwhelming drunkenness to cover the bloody eyes of this country——
Purpose: live a good life