
Brother, Stop Pretending
哥别装了
by Stop the Slight Waves (止微澜)
- Length
- 64k Words
- Chapters
- 16
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Wei Jing had a falling out with his roommate Shen Yu when he first entered college. He didn't like Shen Yu and felt that he was too pretentious, especially in front of him. Wei Whale liked the fitness blogger's abdominal muscle photo, and the next day he posted it on Shen Yu's WeChat circle to show off his figure and eight-pack abs. Wei Whale liked the photo of the sports car, and the next day Shen Yu immediately posted a new sports car in the circle of friends, which was his favorite. Wei Jing invited Shen Yu out to talk. Shen Yu was dressed elegantly in a three-piece shirt and suit, making Wei Jing look like a middle school student. He spoke in a deep tone, Dress well, The circle of friends is refined into a nine-square grid. Even to drink tea, you have to perform a complete tea ceremony in front of him. Wei Jing, who only knew how to soak wolfberry in a thermos cup, had never seen a man who could pretend so well. Even if he pretended, he still had to pretend in front of him, which made Wei Jing, a straight man, very unhappy. Wei Jing secretly calls him Brother Strong in his heart, and sometimes he really wants to say it openly in front of him—— Brother, stop pretending. * Shen Yu is a coward, and his motto in life is - If you don't pretend, you will die. As soon as he entered college, he fell in love with his roommate Wei Jing at first sight. Thanks to his parents for cultivating so many hobbies in him, just so that he can show off in front of his sweetheart. So the peacock opened its tail in a fancy way, and decorated the circle of friends in the morning, noon and evening, trying to attract the attention of the guard whale. But something went wrong halfway. Wei Jing seemed to be... More pretentious than him? -Shooting club, Shen Yu demonstrates shooting skills. Wei Whale casually grabbed the gun with all kinds of tricks. "I used to practice playing balloons in the playground." -Trapped in an unmanned factory, Shen Yu climbed over the window and fell to the ground in search of an exit. Wei Jing took out a piece of wire from nowhere and pried open the lock. "I used to work part-time as a locksmith." -When a robbery happened on the jewelry store, Shen Yu protected Wei Jing behind him. Wei Jing pushed the people away and rushed forward, subduing the gangsters with three strikes. "I used to be a high school bully for a few years." Shooting, unlocking, fighting and setting up stalls to make money. If you are good at literary and martial arts, you can be the school bully. You can even sew clothes and knit sweaters. Only then did Young Master Shen realize that even if he tried his best, it would be better for Wei Jing to just pretend. Damn it, I seem to like it even more. * Wei Whale has a trumpet account on the Internet. He is a well-known troll on the Internet. He is famous for his love of arguing and has caused countless bloody storms. Wei Jing, who had been good for a long time, came out again. Netizens went to watch, and found that Gang Jing had stopped acting like a monster. He started complaining about a certain roommate who was loading goods, and approved everything from food, clothing to housing and transportation. Wei Jing originally just vented his emotions and dissatisfaction, but he didn't expect that the comment area was weird. If you like it, read it quickly and write more. There is someone in this world who can cure you, a bully. Hehe, maybe they are pretending to show it to you. [I think you are just jealous of your roommate. You think you are pretending, but maybe this is their daily life. Don't you think Gang Jing and his roommate are quite easy to drink? The post became popular all over the Internet overnight, and the blogger and his roommate who loved to dress up became well-known CPs of the year, so Shui Lingling was pushed to another client, Shen Yu. Only then did he realize that his usual behavior of opening the screen not only failed to attract Wei Whale, but also became his roommate in the eyes of the other party. Shen Yu smiled angrily. * After complaining behind his back, he ended up in front of the rightful owner. Feeling guilty and embarrassed, Wei Whale deleted all his posts overnight and prepared to escape from the dormitory. The next second, he was blocked by the victim's roommate. …… Later, Shen Yu pushed the man into the corner, lowered his head and played with the tips of his reddish ears, half-smiling but not smiling: "Should I pretend?" Wei Whale: "..." Brother, you don't pretend, I do. * ——Brother, stop pretending, I know you like me. The grumpy cool guy is attacked by x drama star who loves to pretend Pretending not to know how to receive × knowing how to pretend to attack bking× forced king #The peak showdown between two forcing kings# * Preview: "Long Aotian decides to marry into a wealthy family" Shou is a high-end flower tyrant. One day, he was bound to the villain survival system, only to find out that he was the early villain in an ancient urban fantasy novel by Long Aotian. Long Aotian started from scratch, rising step by step from the bottom to build his own business empire. Shou was the leader of the four top families who specifically opposed the protagonist Long Aotian in the early stages of the novel. In the end, the four major families fell and all the family property was taken over by Long Aotian, who died miserably in a rental house. The system told him that the only way to survive was to hug Long Aotian's lap before he rose and become Long Aotian's younger brother. No way, the original book gave Long Aotian too much gold, and it also involved elements of fantasy. Long Aotian was proficient in various skills such as ancient martial arts, antiques, stone gambling, medicine, etc. The author made more and more efforts to expand the hydrological map, and he couldn't defeat him at all. He could only hold on to him as his little brother to have a chance of survival. Shou casually listened to the ending of his book and asked him what Long Aotian's name was. System: xxx Shou heard a familiar name. This name was sending a message to care about his health an hour ago and asked him if he could pick him up. He had already cooked the health-enhancing soup and was waiting for him to get off work. ——Is the name of his newlywed partner. System:? ? ? ? ? Only then did the system discover that the arrogant and unruly Long Aotian in the original work had been kept by Shou three years ago, and had successfully risen from being a lover to the palace, and married Shou. The dream has also changed from building a business empire to being a spoiled wife at home, washing hands and making soup every day and waiting for her to come home. - In the previous life, Long Aotiangong and his younger brothers soared into the sky, established a business empire, and controlled the wind and rain. After the younger brothers were unexpectedly reborn, they were still prepared to follow Gong in this life, and they all had memories of their previous lives. They would definitely be able to complete their great cause in advance in their next life. But when they found Gong, they found that he had successfully married into a wealthy family behind their backs and was with his old enemy in his previous life. Brothers:? ? ? ? ? Brothers: We work hard to build a career, but you secretly marry a wealthy family behind our backs? You don't want to suffer at all in this life. * Cold, ascetic, beautiful, poisonous-tongued, flower of the mountain, villain Shou × versatile, arrogant and uninhibited, Long Aotiangong *In my previous life, I took advantage of others by force and robbery (Note: I took advantage of force and robbery) *This life□□ Mission: Youthful struggle
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