Welcome to the large-scale reality show variety show "Anti-Bone Kindergarten". Here are our three protagonists and guests -
Nezha was the first guest to be received.
Naturally, I got the first mission card: Find a way to make your good friends Sun Wukong and Yang Jian take shrinking pills. If the mission is successful, you will get 500 points.
500 Points.
It sounds like something that was taken from the show and used in the show, which is boring.
Nezha's answer was straightforward: "I don't play."
"After completing the mission, I will give you the title of 'King of Children', so that the two friends you are traveling with will listen to you."
Nezha:!
With this kind of advantage, of course he has to rush to the front.
The main reason for the title but not the title is that he has never been on the show and he needs to see what happens.
So Nezha boarded the car prepared by the program team and received twenty shrinking pills.
The camera shot came to Huaguo Mountain.
Facts have proven that people are least afraid of hardship and fatigue when they do bad things.
In order to trick Sun Wukong into taking medicine, Nezha diligently made rice that looked poisonous, fruit salad with weird colors, and... Water with various gravels and fruit cores added to cover up the pills.
Sun Wukong: "Isn't it too obvious? Are you even pretending to kill me?"
The bright one didn't work, so Nezha decided to do something dark.
For example, while Sun Wukong is asleep, he secretly puts medicine into his nostrils.
What? Why is it stuffed into the nostrils, you ask?
The ears, nose and throat are connected. If you fail, it will be spit out if stuffed into your mouth. If it is stuffed into your nostrils, it will be difficult to pick it out.
Nezha always does whatever he thinks.
But Sun Wukong was not stupid. He pretended to be asleep and waited for Nezha to make a move. Then he grabbed the opponent's wrist and said, "Look! I knew you were going to commit murder. I didn't even dare to close my eyes while sleeping!"
Nezha paid no attention to what he said and threw the pill into his mouth while he was unprepared when he opened his mouth.
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Sun Wukong became the same size as Nezha when he was a child.
When Sun Wukong heard the rules of the show, he had the same reaction as Nezha, and he also sneered at Nezha's behavior of "trailing" him just for a title.
Nezha handed the task card to Sun Wukong: "Let's fool the second brother together. If we succeed, I will share half of your points and let him start with zero resources."
"... Deal!"
Tips:
Relatively relaxed daily life, ancient times and today, the story background of the three people adapting well to modern society
Purpose: live a good life