
Desperate Social Animals, Poor Husbands
绝望的社畜,可怜的人夫
by Moriya (森森也)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 305k Words
- Chapters
- 89
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 8d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
A handsome businessman with a black heart and a self-awareness that he is a super competitive male is menacing and aggressive VS a complaining servant Dan Ruju lets nature take its course and is desperate to nourish his stomach and control his appearance. [The main text is completed, and the extra story will follow the fate. ] Copywriting: Damn the world, damn society, damn life, damn the company, damn the boss, damn him - Chi Nan Yinzi. PS: He refers to Chi Nanyin himself. Motto of life: When will this damn, abominable world explode? Please, I really can't live anymore. Once time traveled, life restarted. Just when Chi Nan had successfully passed the first twenty-two years of his life, he thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of life and start a bright future—— At work, I gave him a great look. Chi Nanyin: fine, you win. Every day, looking at overtime work with no end in sight, Chi Nan wanted to kick his boss to death, kick his customers to death, and then hit himself to death. With dark circles under his eyes that were comparable to those of a panda, he was dying and said, "Boss, I'm really going to die if I work overtime..." The super black-hearted profiteer boss gave a scary smile: "I believe you." Then he patted his sleeves and waved his hands, taking away not a single cloud but leaving only a pile of overtime documents. Chi Nanyin: No, I'm really going to die. I'm not kidding. Then, with the idea of quitting his job and returning to his hometown to retire after finishing this job, he was sent to the blind date market by a phone call from his parents urging him to get married. Great Parents: "You are 25 years old!! Why haven't you fallen in love yet?!" Chi Nan argued hard: "What's wrong with 25!? Do you know that a man has thirty-one flowers? I'm still a flower! I'm still in full bloom!!" His great parents were not impressed at all, "You are almost 40 or 50 years old! Don't worry about your flowers and dried flowers, just go on a blind date! You know how to go to work every day, why, your class can give you a date?!" "When did I turn forty or fifty years old!? I'm still young!" "It's coming, it's coming, who cares about you! Show me what's suitable for you to fall in love with!" Chi Nanyin dismissed it. Because they have no idea what kind of black-faced terrorist oppressive capitalist they are facing! Just after he complained about his boss, he made a gorgeous turn and met the client at the corner. Chi Nanyin immediately fainted and pretended to be dead. Originally thinking that this matter would just go away, Chi Nanyin finally let go of Xiao Jiujiu. As a result, after a business trip, Chi Nan woke up and suddenly found a suspicious red notebook at his feet. Three large, shining golden words pierced his titanium alloy dog eyes that were 500 degrees short-sighted - a marriage certificate. He opened it tremblingly, and his boss's handsome face with a 365-degree angle was firmly on it. By the way, he also has an evil-looking smile. Evil him: "..." Chi Nan closed his eyes as if he was going to die: It's dark, I'm going to sleep, goodbye to this world, I hate you so much! I really hate you! ! I will go to the rooftop to fly freely tomorrow! So, after the resistance for some reason failed, Chi Nanyin moved into his boss's house. Every day when he opened his eyes, he saw his boss's super handsome face - it made him feel sick to his stomach. After three years, Chi Nanyin finally transformed from a desperate social animal into a poor husband. At this time, Qi Baixu, a super profiteer and black-hearted competitive man who is keen on peacocks showing their wings, showed a satisfied and handsome smile. . [Note:] [1. Go in both directions, handsome and beautiful. ] [2. There is deputy CP and the content is small. ] [3. Cut your legs. If you feel uncomfortable, please quit. ] [4. Usually I write about whatever I dream about (serious)] [5. To be added——] . [The author has something to say about specific demining in the first chapter⚠️] ——Post a pre-receipt: "Not a human being, but there is a system" [I am so sexy that I am the coolest, most handsome and most handsome guy in the world. I am a self-competition guide. VS I am a sweet talker in the early stage and pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. I am too lazy in the later stage. You pretend to be a piranha and you are a double-standard beauty.] . Chi Xianyu was a good student. He grew up in a welfare institution, was admitted to one of the best universities in the country, and then successfully studied for a doctorate. But he didn't expect that just after he was admitted to the doctorate degree, he was kidnapped by a sudden fire. When he opened his eyes again and finally woke up, he was already held hostage by Huang Mao, preparing to take people out of the country. There was even a "state-appointed civil servant" who looked very unreliable beside him. Chi Xianyu: ... Is there really no problem with your organization? How about I save myself? As a result, halfway through the rescue, a man exuding a domineering air and wearing a straight uniform fell from the sky. He was handsome but looked carefree. ——He is the only unlimited offensive S-class superpower in the country, Yuan Zhan. Yuan Zhan punched the robber, kicked the supernatural monster, taunted the smelly yellow hair, and KOed the garbage provocateur. Then he picked him up with one hand with a slightly unfamiliar movement, raised his eyebrows, but his tone was inexplicably intimate: "My dear, am I so unworthy of your trust? Huh?" ——If you ignore that he just tore up several supernatural monsters with his hands a few seconds ago, maybe his words can be somewhat convincing. In this weird silence, Chi Xianyu's body tensed up and his dark eyes stared at this person. After a while, a harmless and innocent smile appeared on his plain and cold face. Chi Xianyu: "Of course I trust you." ——Thank God, you don't believe in ghosts when they come, okay? After going through all kinds of things, Chi Xianyu followed him back to the Huaihai City Anomaly Monitoring Management Bureau. Then it was determined that he now had supernatural powers and was no longer a human being. However, due to special reasons, he became a high-risk supervision target of the Supervision Bureau. The supervisor is their boss. Chi Xianyu: "... Excuse me, who is your boss?" Yuan Zhan put his arm around his shoulders and responded confidently: "Me." Chi Xianyu: "......" So Chi Xianyu thought about it for a while, and finally decided to join the Supervision Bureau after being coaxed and persuaded by Yuan Zhan. Of course, he only joined to ensure the safety of his own life, and he definitely did not join because he would be guaranteed a national establishment job after joining. PS, it's the kind of system where a monthly income of 100,000 yuan includes food, housing, five social insurances and one housing fund. . In just a few months, almost all official superpowers knew that Chi Xianyu was most famous for three things. The first is his extremely deceptive face; the second is his weird power that cannot be detected; the third is the strange and intimate attitude of the high-level superpower [omniscience and omnipotence] towards him. Countless people came here admiringly, eager to make a move on this corner, and then fled in a hurry. There is no other reason. This person is surrounded by the second generation of superpowers, the prince of the Huaihai Superpower Monitoring Bureau who has been lawless since he was a child, and Yuan Zhan, who is still persistently begging for the remaining half of his status. . [Notes remain the same as above, thanks for reading! ] . Purpose: Live hard



It's over, I'm withered [melted]. I will never fall in love with the boss who asks me to work overtime, and if I stay up late, I will die suddenly. I'm so tired of this cake, I really won't fall in love with you. Thank you.
It's a bit scary. Is it Lin from road kill?